Parental Fog

A form of brain damage that renders a parent incapable of noticing faults in their own children that they would readily identify in the children of others.

"My son is so smart, he's going to be a doctor."

"Is he the one who glued his head to his shoulder? I think you might have a case of Parental Fog."

by flashwildecard September 9, 2014

Parentheception

Parenthesis inside of parenthesis inside of parenthesis

(Parenthesis(Parenthesis(Parentheception)))

by the sucker of October 10, 2014

Pareces de rancho

1. Your acting uncivilized according to societal norms.
2. Your not up to date with what is trending.

"Como no vas a saber, pareces de rancho."

by Espanglish107 June 23, 2016

Parentrazzi

Parents who are overzealous in the photographing of their children's events. Namely youth sports or recitals.

Yo, look at that wack ass mom on the sideline. She has like 1000 bills worth of gear and a 2 foot zoom lens. She's definitely a member of the parentrazzi!

Damn! I sat at this bitch for 3 hours and now there are so many parentrazzi I can't even see my kid dancin' on stage.

by SToth22 May 27, 2017

pareea

Sassy fashion queen. Always makes friends with nice people.

She's so Pareea

by Mat the smart but handsome June 14, 2017

Parentpathetical

Mom's a loser, Dad's a loser

I think you need to go back to your therapist and work on your parentpathetical problems.

by Sludge1984 September 2, 2017

Parentitis

When daughter or sons are obsessed with their parents. They could never let go of them, you are always with them 24/7 . That is a promblem because if you know you have a man with these serious conditions PLEASE LEAVE HIM. He will never leave his parents and if he does you had promblem dragged him out. And if you didn’t do either that means you are safe because he doesn’t have parentitis.

My boyfriend has parentitis because he always brings him to dates and, I hate it!

by Dayyyyy123478 November 7, 2017