Wet Potato 

Someone who doesn't participate in a specific activity because they are scared. Someone who is a pussy!

You didn't get your eyebrow pierced, you wet potato.

Wet Potato by Wet Potato September 30, 2005

Potatoes, they are the sneakiest vegetable. 

They live underground so you can't ever see them coming, and they have eyes all over so they can see you before you see them. Coined by Sam of Wisconsin.

Potatoes, they are the sneakiest vegetable.

Potatoes, they are the sneakiest vegetable. by ^^SPAKVL^^ October 23, 2009

drunk as potatoes 

Being so incredibly drunk, you can't even think of how to describe it. So you pick a random object to relate it to.

"I'm drunk as potatoes!!"

drunk as potatoes by CanadianMenace January 27, 2009

Potato fuck 

A term used for a fat woman to have sex. Usally grunting and making weird noices.Most of the time her lover usally small and skinny and would get crushed.

Dude montana is suck a potato fuck with her new boyfriend.

Potato fuck by sappyyyyyy April 17, 2010

Frat potato 

A female that is frequent to a frat house and that has been passed around the house between multiple different frat bros.

I would go out tonight but im scheduled to play a wild game of frat potato with this sorostitute tonight.

That frat potato looks like shes been over played.

Frat potato by Huge Asian Invasion October 15, 2009

patatoer 

One who eats lots of potatoes.

Hey biznatch, you a big patatoer.
Way-Jen is a big patatoer.

patatoer by m1chaelmichael March 25, 2003

potato legs

Short stumpy legs, usually seen only on Japanese girls 4'11" and shorter.

Look at the potato legs on that bitch.

potato legs by Rick Cain December 29, 2007