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Polish Corridor

The act in which a virgin of German decent is anally penetrated by a Polish sausage so that when the sausage is extracted it leaves their anal cavities gape massively.
"Hans, where did you go after the party?"
"I gave a polish corridor to my 16 year old girlfriend"
"Wow, how large did it gape?"
"5 cm"
"I've done better."
by Euphemism May 12, 2014
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Polish Pin Wheel

When a man mounts a woman on his shaft and begins to spin her in mid air. Like a pin wheel.
Dude, did you hear? Fred gave Jamie a Polish Pin Wheel last friday.
by youraveragejoe March 4, 2009
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Polish Dozen

How many midgets fit in a Prius? About a Polish Dozen.
by ChzSoda22 August 20, 2010
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Polish Bagpipes

A sexual act in which someone sucks on the balls while jacking off the dick.
I love it when my girlfriend gives me the Polish Bagpipes. Or. She treated my junk like a set of Polish Bagpipes.
by Badman14411 November 27, 2013
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polish the dolphin

The act of jerking off with fervor . . Usually followed by interruptions from ones mom walking in JUST at the climax
Johnny: Chuf-Chuf-Chuf-Chuf
Mum: Johnny time for lunch!!!
Johnny: Chuf-Chuf-CHUF-CHUF
Mum: JOHNNY.. NOW.. What are you DOING??
Shakira (on the screen): Come on baby, my hips dont lie
Johnny: CHUF.....CHUF......
Mum Opening Door: JOHNNY WHAT THE FUCK!!!!
Johnny: MOM!!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!
*Door Slams*

Dad: WTF was that about?
Mum: YOUR SON WAS POLISHING HIS DOLPHIN.. to SHAKIRA... AGAIN!
Dad: Well , like father like so...

*SMACK*

WARNING: Do not polish the dolphin before meals
by TerryCowboy December 29, 2018
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Polish Slumlord

A polish slumlord is a guy that performs analingus on a girl's booty just so she'll be horny enough to let him shove his dick in her ass.
Ron: How is Bob always getting ass from all the girls?

Howard: He's probably a Polish Slumlord. Chicks dig that shit, man.
by Skorpious July 17, 2020
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Polish the Crown

Masturbation. Self-gratification. The act of "playing" with your genitals, for sexual excitement/pleasure; usually to orgasm.
by Strange Magnificent February 1, 2021
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