poke ninja

A facebook friend with the innate ability to poke you back immediately, no matter the time of day.

Ian Rice is the greatest poke ninja around.

by ualreadyknooo April 26, 2011

poke-dorkie

Someone who is a open cyberstalker on facebook (under either their true or false name).

Their actions are meant in either a romantic or malicious way, depending on the state of the relationship in real life.

"I've got multiple poke-dorkies on my case at the moment - think I'm gonna give facebook a miss"

by The Mama with the Quan December 25, 2007

poke bitch

A line and name-call used by Dennis from Beyond Scared Straight.

You know what it tells me? You're a poke bitch!" -Dennis

by John McChain March 12, 2020

jordan poke

when you poke someone who is drunk, and they don't care/notice.

"yo dude i was totaly jordan poked you last night man"

by fuknot June 28, 2008

Choke and poke

Your partner chokes you so you retaliate by pulling their pants down and stick something that you find on the floor in their butt.

Yeah last weekend I pulled a choke and poke on Jim.

by Smurf_fag9000 December 21, 2020

Poke 681

The best twitch streamer and that guy who was in a Morgz video

Oh have u heard about poke 681 no I have well he’s that guy who was in a morgz video

by Andysealfanmobile May 18, 2021

poke relationship

when two people share a relationship which degraded straight down to giving and recieving pokes in facebook.

Person 1: "Hey how's everything going with that girl u met in France?"
Person 2: "It all came down from an open relationship to a poke relationship"

by Esteban.Arias93 July 25, 2011