Choke and poke

Your partner chokes you so you retaliate by pulling their pants down and stick something that you find on the floor in their butt.

Yeah last weekend I pulled a choke and poke on Jim.

by Smurf_fag9000 December 21, 2020

jordan poke

when you poke someone who is drunk, and they don't care/notice.

"yo dude i was totaly jordan poked you last night man"

by fuknot June 28, 2008

poke ninja

A facebook friend with the innate ability to poke you back immediately, no matter the time of day.

Ian Rice is the greatest poke ninja around.

by ualreadyknooo April 26, 2011

poke-dorkie

Someone who is a open cyberstalker on facebook (under either their true or false name).

Their actions are meant in either a romantic or malicious way, depending on the state of the relationship in real life.

"I've got multiple poke-dorkies on my case at the moment - think I'm gonna give facebook a miss"

by The Mama with the Quan December 25, 2007

Grunge Poke

fingering one's partner with intent to damage the innards.

"After Valerie was grunge pokeed she bled anally for six weeks"

by Queer42 March 3, 2009

Poke Action

The act of administering a very thorough penial slanging.

(Used only when speaking of giving or receiving a good fuck)

Hot Passion P.W.P.

That bitch is bad...she can most definitely get some poke action!

Man...you wouldn't believe the poke action I handed out last night!

by Ramondos February 26, 2008

poking the tooth

(v) when a person intentionally does something that causes emotional or psychological anguish, such as constantly reading a recent ex's updates on Facebook, or listening to old speeches made by speakers they vehemently disagree with. Phrase is derived from the happenstance of someone having a sore tooth, which they keep purposefully poking at with their tongue, keeping the pain constant, while simultaneously exclaiming "Ow!".

ex 1: I've spent the whole afternoon looking at my ex's photos of her and her new boyfriend at Disneyland. Just poking the tooth, I guess.

ex 2: (person one): "You hate that guy! I've been listening to Rush Limbaugh on the radio for hours today, and it's just been pissing me off!"

(person two): "Why are you poking the tooth like that? Now you'll be in a bad mood all weekend!"

by Scotty Kave October 2, 2009