poke ninja

A facebook friend with the innate ability to poke you back immediately, no matter the time of day.
Ian Rice is the greatest poke ninja around.
by ualreadyknooo April 08, 2011
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poke bitch

A line and name-call used by Dennis from Beyond Scared Straight.
You know what it tells me? You're a poke bitch!" -Dennis
by John McChain March 13, 2020
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poking the tooth

(v) when a person intentionally does something that causes emotional or psychological anguish, such as constantly reading a recent ex's updates on Facebook, or listening to old speeches made by speakers they vehemently disagree with. Phrase is derived from the happenstance of someone having a sore tooth, which they keep purposefully poking at with their tongue, keeping the pain constant, while simultaneously exclaiming "Ow!".
ex 1: I've spent the whole afternoon looking at my ex's photos of her and her new boyfriend at Disneyland. Just poking the tooth, I guess.

ex 2: (person one): "You hate that guy! I've been listening to Rush Limbaugh on the radio for hours today, and it's just been pissing me off!"

(person two): "Why are you poking the tooth like that? Now you'll be in a bad mood all weekend!"
by Scotty Kave October 02, 2009
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poke-dorkie

Someone who is a open cyberstalker on facebook (under either their true or false name).

Their actions are meant in either a romantic or malicious way, depending on the state of the relationship in real life.
"I've got multiple poke-dorkies on my case at the moment - think I'm gonna give facebook a miss"
by The Mama with the Quan November 24, 2007
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Poke 681

The best twitch streamer and that guy who was in a Morgz video
Oh have u heard about poke 681 no I have well he’s that guy who was in a morgz video
by Andysealfanmobile May 18, 2021
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poke joanie

Provides psuedo sexual implications when used in conjunction with Joanie or any other nice woman.
by ethiaa October 29, 2003
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jordan poke

when you poke someone who is drunk, and they don't care/notice.
"yo dude i was totaly jordan poked you last night man"
by fuknot July 11, 2008
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