tendin' a tobacco patch

erotic sexplay involving the patch of hair some men have on the small of the back above or extending down the anal crevice, or tobacco patch.

"listen girl, I got to get off this phone and get in the shower... I'm covered in juice from tendin' his tobacco patch."

by DutchMaster & Muriel June 27, 2004

Briarcliffe College in Patchogue

The dryest college in the county. If you'd like to burn away your money on tuition, this is the place. It's a very cold place with computers that are slow, printers that don't work, and the cafeteria is seperated by three gangs; Business, Graphic Design, and those kids that play kid card games. There's always that awkward moment where noobs of the college take your spot on the couch in the cafe, and they also ask how to turn on their computer. They kick you if you have a weak immune system against disease. Also known as Byer-cliffe. Plus, they have AIDS. Not the good kind. The bad kind. You can't take out any books from the library. There's also an IT guy named Joe who is probably the best staff person you'll meet. They have Canadian-Georgia teachers who know that it's a good thing for small favors. If you're coming in, you better have an ID. You may sprite yourself. They have professors with life long lessons to teach you. Summer semesters are killer when you have 16 weeks of work in 7 weeks. They have professors with Nigerian accents. Briarcliffe has almost never seen an asian or a Snow Day. Do you have off on Election Day? They don't. They don't ever have off until Thanksgiving or Christmas, and Christmas is because the semester ends before it. Welcome to the world of Briarcliffe.

Mike: Hey, don't you go to Briarcliffe College in Patchogue?
Nick: That depends. Did you see me sprite myself?
Mike: Yes?
Nick: Am I shivering cold in my jacket?
Mike: Yes?
Nick: Yes, I am from Briarcliffe.

by The Fucking Road November 10, 2011

Platci

plaw-tuh-see
For a product's worth to be deemed unsatisfactory/substandard when compared to its advertised price.

Drew: That Madcatz controller I bought last night was totally platci. The stupid thing didn't even work with my console! Most fail product I have ever encountered.

Kevin:Yeh, they suck balls pretty hard, but they are epicly cheap.

by Michael_Williams January 26, 2010

Patch-Eye

A term used to describe a man who wears an eye patch. Typically used in Compton and other Urban areas. Only the most hood and badass people use this term.

Gangsta 1: I heard that guy beat up Steve

Gangsta 2: Which one?

Gangsta 1: Zach, the one with the Patch-Eye

by Mario is pronounced like Wario April 22, 2011

patch whore

A female who tries to have sex or relationships with members of a motorcycle club, solely members who have club patches on their jackets or vests.
Usually hangs around one club until every member has had her then moves on to another. Eventually finding a member that keeps her.

Shelby really shows her support for the club. She only fucks club members, she's a patch whore.

That patch whore fucked her way right up to the president.

by VFFV2213 August 31, 2017

patch friday

A computer patching strategy that is was invented to maximize the likelihood of outages, infuriate end-users, and disrupt the work/life balance of system administrators. This strategy is usually conceived by company executives as a knee-jerk reaction to some longstanding but previously-unknown threat, and with no input from (or regard for) the sysadmins responsible for implementing it.

"Why were all the systems down when everyone came into work Monday morning?"
"Patch Friday"

"Sorry guys, I can't go for beers. It's patch Friday."

by Sys4dm September 15, 2017

patch hopper

A sleezy bitch that jumps from member to member of motorcycle clubs. The woman is usually a dirty slut that only cares about being with a guy who has a bike and has no self respect.

Beth is such a patch hopper. She only fucks
guys in MC’s.

by mamabear81 December 31, 2017