When you summon your prostitutes with a catchy jingle such as “ doo-be-doo-be-doo-bah” and when they appear throw on your favorite brown cap and give her the old 2 inch punisher, this should all be taking place while your family questions where you actually are because they just realized you where not in the room any longer
Yo I perry the platypused the heck out of Gina last night in the back hatch of my Ford festiva while the fam watched roadhouse on family movie night
by Festivapoonslayer October 17, 2019
Get the Perry the platypusmug. Perrie is known as the most handsome boy in the universe. He has a big dick. He use to fun around. A lot of girls want to hang out with him because he has a big dick.
Perrie is handsome.
by Albert Choox Einstein June 7, 2021
Get the Perriemug. Perry is loyal to a fault. He will always be there even if you have pissed him off. He will still come through when you need him. He is usually a talker but also listens. If you find a perry keep him or her!! They are like a rare bird. Also make sure you use protection because they are fertile AF!!!
Perry is mine and you can't have him!!
by goodgurlnow August 10, 2025
Get the Perrymug. 'a thousand years' by christina perri, is a song that is about loving someone for literally a thousand more. this song is from the original soundtrack of 'twilight - breaking down'. it is inspired by the relationship of the fictional characters: bella and edward.
christina perri wrote 'a thousand years' with david hodges.
in ‘twilight - breaking down pt. 2' christina perri wrote more lyrics for the song, so it would shows up in the end of the saga. the name is 'a thousand years - pt. 2 (feat steven kazee)
the first part of the song (and most famous) was released in 2011, having 1 billion views on youtube (in 2021). and the second, was released in the next year
christina perri wrote 'a thousand years' with david hodges.
in ‘twilight - breaking down pt. 2' christina perri wrote more lyrics for the song, so it would shows up in the end of the saga. the name is 'a thousand years - pt. 2 (feat steven kazee)
the first part of the song (and most famous) was released in 2011, having 1 billion views on youtube (in 2021). and the second, was released in the next year
by lemongirlma November 23, 2021
Get the a thousand years by christina perrimug. someone is a perry when they do/say something embarrassing without knowing it. This term is mainly used when someone you know posts something on the internet that gives you second hand embarrassment. If you think your’e a perry you are...
Oh my god did you see what they posted they are such perryy’s it’s crazy
Did u see what he wrote on the gc ? Yeah Bro that’s so perry
Did u see what he wrote on the gc ? Yeah Bro that’s so perry
by Lolwhat October 15, 2020
Get the Perrymug. by fabgalyo January 10, 2022
Get the Dave Perrymug. by gregoryhilbert October 13, 2021
Get the Perrymug.