Penile Arrangement

The size, shape and overall appearance of male genitals to include penis, testicles, scrotum and pubes

Jake showed us his penile arrangement at the cabin and praise Jesus I didn't see anything past his untamed pubes

by i5racer August 4, 2010

Penistential

The potential a man has over a woman in the workforce due to having male genetalia which can lead to an increase in pay, title, and responsibility.

He doesn't have to work that hard for a promotion - he's got penistential.

by BeaArthur August 31, 2013

penie juice

the juice that comes out of a mans "elephant trunk" ;)

"What's this all over my sheets? Toothpaste?"
"Just my penie juice, don't worry."

by jjfox March 6, 2014

petite bitch

A petite who is a bitchy girl that would like to be fucked by her husband.

this is my petite bitch, you bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by jaylani adam May 26, 2006

Petite

PETITE MEANS FAT MODEL GONNA KNOK YOU OUT! PHAT PETITE IS A SEXY QUEEN WITH FE EVERYTHING FATTY FETTY PHAT PAT PATTY PETTY PHATIE PICH PERFECT PAT OBSESSION POWERFUL PHAT PETITE PHAT IT IS BIGGEST FULLY OBESE CELEB

Taylor Swift is big petite, They all think models keep calling themselves petite when they are smaller than them, petite models are always bigger, all models are fat, petite is a firecracker of CONFETTIE FETTIE fattness overload so girlie powerful to PETITE, petite is fatter than Tess holiday's size 2 plus sized, Tess could be bigger for petite run ways katt walk

by Truthofficial777 October 22, 2019

penile popper

1. An anal retentive tool. A douche bag, but not in the literal sense. An uptight, tight-wad sleeze.

Dude, do you see that penile poppers bling bling? What a shit fucker!

by Ashen Skies. September 20, 2003

penile rivulet

1. a whiny man tantruming over something petty

2. a man that doesn't act his age, especially in social situations with the opposite sex

3. a man that is incapable of performing the most menial tasks

Husband: You didn't starch my socks!

Wife: Stop being such a penile rivulet and do your own goddamn laundry from now on!

OR

"Maybe if you weren't acting like such a penile rivulet, you could have banged that chick."

OR

Office Worker: How do I turn on the copy machine?

Co-Worker: What are you? A penile rivulet?

by Vwortboy July 1, 2009