Penis

the thing that gets hard when your giving a presentation in front of class. also the thing you beat other then your wife.

hey did you beat your wife Kyle

no i beat my penis more then my wife Chad

by PS4 queen August 29, 2019

Penis

Something you do not have

Haha you don’t have a penis

by Bigmacmccumslapcheeseburgurdil April 16, 2021

Penis

Something derrick doesn't have

many of his friends make fun of him for having no penis

by Lake rivers December 30, 2016

Penis

A part of a human (tree) that sticks out like a branch. With power to grow and eject sperm to create a baby.

That penis was magical

by Ujnj May 21, 2019

Penis

Something Jake Paul doesn’t have

A penis is the thing Jake Paul doesn’t have

by My dick = big May 3, 2020

Penis

A penis is a very large thing that can be small or big

It is meant to go inside of people because it feels good inside them and it is very warm

Jessica: oh wow is that a penis
John: yeah that’s my penis
Jessica: it’s very big you wanna put it inside me
John: yeah it’s very warm in here I like it

by Daniel not stanley October 22, 2019

Penis

A worm for females to blow on.

Kimberly gives Frank a penis job.

by Footlover520 October 7, 2017