Blackmore's Night

A kickass band that plays Medieval music. They do mostly Celtic and Germanic-style Medieval music, but have also done Japanese, French, and some of their tunes have a Middle-Eastern flare.

Guitarist & Composer: Ritchie Blackmore
Lead Singer & Songwriter: Candice Night
Backing Vocals: Nancy and Madeline, "Sisters of the Moon"
Producer: Pat Regan & Romper (That's his cat...)
Violin: Lord Marnen of Wolfhurst
Bass: Sir Robert of Normandie
Percussion: Mike Sorrentino

Everything else is played by Ritchie and Candice. They have four albums out currently, all of them are spectacular. Their music is well-written and very detailed (You have to hear it to know what I mean) and their lyrics are the most poetic I've ever heard in songs.
"I fear not in the Ivory Tower, imprisonment you'll find...
It lies within your heart, your soul, your spirit and your mind..."

--Ivory Tower

"Through the darkened fields entranced, music made her poor heart dance,
Thinking of a lost romance, long a-go..."

--Shadow of the Moon

"Danger hidden in his eyes, we should have seen it from far away,
Wearing such a thin disguise in the light of day.
He held the answer to our prayers, yet it was too good to be...
Proof before our very eyes, yet we could not see..."

--Play Minstrel Play
by Theaphelia March 10, 2004
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Artificial Womb

Yet another thing that humans will create to overpopulate our dying planet.
Once we perfect the artificial womb, we can have babies and never worry about population-controlling, weak baby eliminating factors such as disease and birth defects! Isn't medical science great?
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Boromir

Boromir, older brother to Faramir, and the eldest son of Denethor.

He was a member of the fellowship, until Lurtz killed him. Because he tried to take the one ring, many people believe him to be one of the 'bad' characters, and he is often portrayed as the chauvanist or sarcastic jerk in fanfiction.

The truth is that he was used by Tolkien to show that anyone, even those with the best of intentions, or the strongest of wills, could be seduced by the ring's power.

And no matter what anyone says, even if they say what he did was dishonorable, he redeemed himself in the end by sacrificing himself to try and save Merry and Pippin.
I am tired of Legolas/Aragorn/Frodo fangirls writing romantic fiction about how Boromir was dishonorable; they obviously haven't read the books or can't analyze characters very well.
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A creature from another planet. It doesn't have to be a smart one. Unlike the lies that media bullshit tells you, aliens would NOT look like us, they would look completely different, so that they could adapt with the conditions on their planet. Also, just because we are carbon-based doesn't mean that they are.
Aliens are not like us at all, except for the fact that they live.
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creed

A true band, not like other bands who are all made of people who can't play instruments. Their vocalist is awesome and hot, their guitarist and their drummer kick ass, and their songs are beautiful. They don't sing about God, really, and the guitarist doesn't believe in organized religion, anyway.
They sing songs about happiness and inspiration, and recovering from hopelessness, even though most of the melodies are very dark-sounding.
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A phallus. Are typically around 6-7 inches long.
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