let me tall you all about " THE PENIS"
1) its a special weapon used in star wars IV to throw sticky bombs at people
2)its a holy organ that control the world
3)dont worry about this..
4)its the reason why girls are always flirting me..
5)its something that stand up from your panz at unusuall times
6)its a cool organ who prefer to live outside the body because he thinks other organs are boring and geeks..
7) pussy's nightmare or pussy's best dreamm(depend on the SIZEE AND THE HEIGHT IN INCHES!!)
see ya! enjoy your pussy/penis!
1) its a special weapon used in star wars IV to throw sticky bombs at people
2)its a holy organ that control the world
3)dont worry about this..
4)its the reason why girls are always flirting me..
5)its something that stand up from your panz at unusuall times
6)its a cool organ who prefer to live outside the body because he thinks other organs are boring and geeks..
7) pussy's nightmare or pussy's best dreamm(depend on the SIZEE AND THE HEIGHT IN INCHES!!)
see ya! enjoy your pussy/penis!
penisbeautiful girl : what the fuck is that thing!!
the man : its my COCK, u wana touch it?
beautiful girl : sure babe !! :) :D
the man : let lye down.. ahh okay u can start!
beautiful : oh yee its really worm, i feel like i wana lick it, can i ?? pleasee!!
man: sure babe :)
beautiful : ohhh yeeeeeeeeee!! i love it!!!!!!!!!!!
beautiful : i feel like i wana put it in my pussy and move it, do u mind ?
man : sure babe!!
beautiful : ohh ye!!!!!!!!!!!! i love you MR>COCK!!
beautiful : fuck!! fuck!! i love thiS!!!!!!! x 100
man : ohh nooo, i have to do the ugly bomb again, sorry babe
man : ohh yee..... bring your face dally, ohh yee
beautiful : hmm.. this is soo deliciouss!!!! i love it!!! let's do it everyday!!
AND YOU SHOULD DO IT TOO, ITS MY ADVICE TO YOU YOUNG LADIES!! DONT UNRUSH IT!!
the man : its my COCK, u wana touch it?
beautiful girl : sure babe !! :) :D
the man : let lye down.. ahh okay u can start!
beautiful : oh yee its really worm, i feel like i wana lick it, can i ?? pleasee!!
man: sure babe :)
beautiful : ohhh yeeeeeeeeee!! i love it!!!!!!!!!!!
beautiful : i feel like i wana put it in my pussy and move it, do u mind ?
man : sure babe!!
beautiful : ohh ye!!!!!!!!!!!! i love you MR>COCK!!
beautiful : fuck!! fuck!! i love thiS!!!!!!! x 100
man : ohh nooo, i have to do the ugly bomb again, sorry babe
man : ohh yee..... bring your face dally, ohh yee
beautiful : hmm.. this is soo deliciouss!!!! i love it!!! let's do it everyday!!
AND YOU SHOULD DO IT TOO, ITS MY ADVICE TO YOU YOUNG LADIES!! DONT UNRUSH IT!!
by Zaid al-bayati January 2, 2010
Get the penismug. by wlex88 February 16, 2010
Get the penismug. 
A penis is a very large thing that can be small or big
It is meant to go inside of people because it feels good inside them and it is very warm
It is meant to go inside of people because it feels good inside them and it is very warm
Jessica: oh wow is that a penis
John: yeah that’s my penis
Jessica: it’s very big you wanna put it inside me
John: yeah it’s very warm in here I like it
John: yeah that’s my penis
Jessica: it’s very big you wanna put it inside me
John: yeah it’s very warm in here I like it
by Daniel not stanley October 22, 2019
Get the Penismug. by My dick = big May 3, 2020
Get the Penismug. the thing that gets hard when your giving a presentation in front of class. also the thing you beat other then your wife.
by PS4 queen August 29, 2019
Get the Penismug.