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let me tall you all about " THE PENIS"

1) its a special weapon used in star wars IV to throw sticky bombs at people
2)its a holy organ that control the world
3)dont worry about this..
4)its the reason why girls are always flirting me..
5)its something that stand up from your panz at unusuall times
6)its a cool organ who prefer to live outside the body because he thinks other organs are boring and geeks..
7) pussy's nightmare or pussy's best dreamm(depend on the SIZEE AND THE HEIGHT IN INCHES!!)

see ya! enjoy your pussy/penis!
penisbeautiful girl : what the fuck is that thing!!
the man : its my COCK, u wana touch it?
beautiful girl : sure babe !! :) :D
the man : let lye down.. ahh okay u can start!
beautiful : oh yee its really worm, i feel like i wana lick it, can i ?? pleasee!!
man: sure babe :)
beautiful : ohhh yeeeeeeeeee!! i love it!!!!!!!!!!!
beautiful : i feel like i wana put it in my pussy and move it, do u mind ?
man : sure babe!!
beautiful : ohh ye!!!!!!!!!!!! i love you MR>COCK!!
beautiful : fuck!! fuck!! i love thiS!!!!!!! x 100
man : ohh nooo, i have to do the ugly bomb again, sorry babe
man : ohh yee..... bring your face dally, ohh yee
beautiful : hmm.. this is soo deliciouss!!!! i love it!!! let's do it everyday!!

AND YOU SHOULD DO IT TOO, ITS MY ADVICE TO YOU YOUNG LADIES!! DONT UNRUSH IT!!
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he stuck his penis up her pussy then blew his stack
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a thing that man has and the woman wants and the pope doesn't use it
not neccesary, penis is very clear word
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Something I have.
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Something that hangs below my knees
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I thing you put in your pussy to feel pleasure and it cums in you. But you don’t know that because you feel the big cock inside you and he goes in and out in and out till you want to scream because it feel so so good. You also suck it and you might gag but you just keep doing it because after he eats your pussy till you squirt.
-omg your penis is huge.
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