jordan patterson

An ugly son of a bitch that should be hit with a cutting board.

That Jordan Patterson is such a llama licker!

by phantomoftheopera74209 December 28, 2009

pandemonium

When 10 year old girls scream their fucking heads off because the gay ass girly Jonas Brothers get on stage.

Why the fuck is ther so much pandemonium?
Because those stupid Jonas Brothers got on stage

by Jonas Brothers suck balls 57 February 4, 2009

Anderson-Best Thereom

A Thereom that details cases of super-nerdy teenaged guys that have freakishly hot sisters, the kind that you wonder: "How the hell does that come from the same thing that made that!?"

The sister in question usually becomes wicked-hot during puberty in a ugly-duckling to swan transformation, while the brother goes through a ugly-duckling to ugly-duck trnasformation.

Guy1: "Look man, it's Eugene and......Liz?"

Guy2: "OMFG bro, how the hell did Eugene and Liz come from the same vagina? Liz is the hottest piece of ass since Megan Fox."

Guy1: "Dude, I know! But according to the Anderspn-Best Thereom, every nerdy fag has a mega-hot sister."

Guy2: "Thank God for the Anderson-Best Thereom!" *high fives all around*

by TheSandman321 September 8, 2010

anderson university

A college in South Carolina. The only way to tell people where this god forbidden place is located is “it’s 30 minutes from Clemson”. The rules are fucking ridiculous, the students are all home-schooled goody two-shoes that won’t waste a second snitching on you, the staff clearly hates their jobs, and there aren’t any frats or sororities so if you don’t make friends then you’re fucked

Yo dude, I heard that Sharon goes to Anderson University. What a lame-o.

by JoeByron69420 November 27, 2021

john patterson

black man with a white inside (oreo) very fast and is "dating" an escaped gorilla from the zoo. (could be chewbacas "it")

i wish i wasnt such a john patterson.

by DD's December 11, 2009

The Anderson Effect

When one's neck and chest regions are no longer distinguishable.

Jabba the Hutt is a victim of The Anderson Effect.

by PartayPooper April 3, 2011

gilbert paterson middle school

Gilbert Paterson Middle School is located in Lethbridge, Alberta, Canada. And is full of rich annoying Mormons who get offended by the slightest things, and poor kids who smoke marijuana. It is also full of attention whores who cut/threaten to kill themselves on a daily basis.

Person #1: Hey you must go to Gilbert Paterson Middle School

Person#2: yeah I do how did you know?

Person #1: you're Mormon.

by Pinguthepenguin77 October 26, 2017