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Patrick Moore

An famous astronomer who happens to play the xylophone.
Patrick moore plays the xylophone, P-P-P-P-P-P-Patrick.
by SkuM001 October 11, 2003
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Patrick Swayzed

To continue to smoke and drink through cancer treatment and act like nothing is wrong with you.
Didn't you quit smoking when you were going through chemo?
Honey, I Patrick Swayzed my way through that shit.
by Downtown ECorp September 3, 2009
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putrifier

noun:

1. Something or someone which is often responsible for making other things putrid. Often the putrifier is putrid itself.

2. Something disgusting, rotting, nasty, or otherwise offensive to the senses.

3. Something so unexpectedly grotesque (often a picture or item of some sort) as to conjure up feelings of utter disgust or repulsion. This picture or item can actually cause the victim to smell or feel said item vividly enough to cause the release of vomit from said victim's mouth.

4. An item or depiction of item that is mangled so much that it is difficult to tell what it is.
#1:

Rodion (to Travis): "Here...look at this picture I have here..."

Travis (upon laying his eyes on the vile image displayed on his paper): "OH GOD!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT PUTRIFIER?!?!"

Travis shortly empties his stomach all over the putrifier...thus making it even more putrid.

#2:

Zach: "Dude...Ray smells so foul..."

Tyler: "Yeah...what a putrifier."

Ray enters the room; everyone vomits.
by Argonak April 11, 2008
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Patrick Shwavy

When you do something so insanely embarrassing, that you wish you were never born.
by Rotisseriechicken666 December 17, 2019
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backwards patrick

Sitting on the toilet while defecating and vomiting into a nearby sink simultaneously after a hillbillies or mc donalds mcBreakfast a.k.a mc pukefest
Aww man, he did a backwards patrick and made a mess of the bog again, why the fuck does he eat that shit when he knows he'll end up wrecking the jax
by helmutderhaas July 13, 2007
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The Patrick Vacuum

When Man Number One (M#1) shits on Man Number Two's (M#2) testicles and Man Number Three (M#3) puts his mouth over M#2's shit-covered balls and then M#1 sucks on M#3's asshole hard enough to get the shit off of M#2's balls, through M#3's body, and into his own mouth.
Evan: Dude, your Dad used to ride the family dog? That's weirder than the Patrick Vacuum!

Kyle: No it's not.
by The Third Guide to Life July 17, 2010
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Makeshift Patriot

A saying made famous by freestyle rapper Sage Francis, a Makeshift Patriot is someone who only is patriot when they have to be.
Where were all the flags before 9-11?
by Denis Baldwin June 3, 2004
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