Twentynine Palms

After shooting ended the entire cast of “Hill With Eyes” relocated to a sink in the desert now known as Twentynine Palms”. When they first arrived there were indeed exactly 29 palms lining the trickle of water coming from the Oasis of Mara. Through the years these radioactive people were joined by outcast spouses from a U.S. Marine training base that was located nearby. Many of these wives were Vietnamese - all of whom became barbers or nail polishers. The other cast-off wives were all Thai, and they all opened massage shops and restaurants. Blowjobs for a fee were rumored to be prevalent. Now the future looks dim. Fewer punters are passing through, and some sharp cookies discovered the big acquifer out near Amboy (Cadiz) and began pumping millions of gallons of water, hopefully to sell to overdeveloped Orange County. Unfortunately, these sharp cookies could never get a right-of-way for pipes, and trucking the water made no sense. So the sharp cookies planted and watered endless lime groves in the desert, the springs dried up for miles around, and the bunnies and coyotes dried up and vanished. Now the “Hills Have Eyes” cast has brought about a whole new generation of retrogrades, and they, along with countless massusesand barbers are wandering the desert seeking a new home.

Avoid Twentynine Palms like the plague

by Slicknquick August 1, 2018

Sweaty Palms Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a burger served with hearts of palm

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Sweaty Palms Burger, it comes with hearts of palm!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 12, 2018

Palmdale

Where dreams go to die. A total shithole with ghetto apartments with cheap rent, because its about an hour away from any real civilization. Palmdale, where minorities are the majorities, great place if you're a black person.

"Did you lock the car? Oh good thinking we are in Palmdale"

by P On It 818 October 26, 2011

palmetto

A marijuana cigarette in which cigar paper is filled with cannibus, rolled, and smoked. Popular in urban, inner-city areas

Yo biyatch cyph that palmetto!

by Jake Albanese October 5, 2003

The Palmer Catholic Academy

A school located near Seven Ling Ling Station. The school is full of black neggors that go school just to bully a man named mr. Barrett and bully Jesus beard. Although there’s 2 faced pakis and 2 faced (rocket head) or also known as (boner head) Sikh, they attend to the school to laugh at Mr. Newbury Park quart ripple chin even though he left quiet a while ago.

Mr. Agocho sucks 1inch wonders at the Palmer catholic academy

by Rocket head 169 bus driver April 17, 2019

West Palm Beach

Also known as Tel Aviv.

Steve Irwin: Here we spot a jew in his natural habitat, west palm beach!

by Donald Ronald Donaldson May 24, 2006

psalmwriter

one who composes words, music, or both to be sung during private and open worship.

Michael W. Smith is an accomplished psalmwriter.

by onehundredpsalmspublishing March 5, 2013