Preggonomics

The social science of budgeting for the birth of an unexpected baby.

Miss broke ass betta get down with some preggonomics and get a job to pay for that kid she carryin'

by tech79 May 5, 2009

pregnancy amnesia

when a woman forgets how miserable it is to be pregnant and willingly agrees to get pregnant for a second (or third +) time. It often occurs in conjunction with or immediately following the contraction of baby fever after her other children have reached toddler age.

Kerrie: Did you hear that Melissa is trying to get pregnant again?

Ashley: Yeah, she must have pregnancy amnesia.

by M in the big D March 12, 2011

Pregnancy Test

accident indicator

Woman: my pregnancy test came out positive

Man: ive made a mistake

by Cobruh August 10, 2016

Pregnasty

Being both pregnant and grotesquely unattractive simultaneously.

Did you see that one mustache chick from high school - looking all pregnasty in her facebook pictures... ughh.

by mildlyoffensiveperson October 9, 2010

PREGS

preganant

"she's pregs in't she '?

by Carol - London September 24, 2003

The Pregnancy Craving Shield

When pregnant women eat junk food with no positive nutritional qualities and claim that it's a craving, they're using the pregnancy craving shield.

"Could you go out and get me another two bags of chips? And a deep fried pizza slice?"

"Really?"

"I'M CRAVING IT!"

"Jesus, put the pregnancy craving shield down already. I'll get it for you. Just stop looking at me like I'm a man-sized chicken leg."

by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011

Preggers

With child. Used by people who act black, such as Alistair Leslie Graham (see below).

Ali G: What be your name?
Father Dean Schultz: Father Dean Schultz
Ali G: Yo, respek. Safe. Is you very anti-abortions 'cos you yourself was aborted
Father Dean Schultz: No, er, I wasn't aborted.
Ali G: So you ain't never got a ho preggers?
Father Dean Schultz: ?
Ali G: You ain't never got a ho preggers?
Father Dean Schultz: ... no
Ali G: So is that because you use connies, or does you fire blanks?
Father Dean Schultz: ...
... this interview is over.

by Alistair Leslie Graham June 6, 2010