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Abigail Pistorius

A stuck up bitch who thinks she's better than everyone else. Makes fun of fat people because they aren't a twig like she is. She makes me ashamed for being her best friend at one point.
Whos the biggest cunt you know? OH! Abigail Pistorius!
by curseofcurveskms September 7, 2012
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e-pistle

An excessively long e-mail, giving unnecessary information or unsolicited advice.
"My dad always writes really long emails telling me what to do, they're like e-pistles of St. Paul!"
by witz April 20, 2007
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Double Piston Chesty

Application of aerosol deodorant with a blast under each armpit followed by a slash across the chest.
Come on, dude, we're going to be late to meet the chicas. Finish getting dressed and let's go!

Okay, just a quick double piston chesty and I'm ready.
by rickbrunernyc August 3, 2009
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Pistorius

A person that is an alcoholic as well as a drug addict of which you never know if he/she is high or not.
person 1: Hi
person 2 in some weird voice: you have drugs?
person 1: Are you a Pistorius?
person 2: What's a Pistorius?
person 1: You are.
person 2: What am I?
by a person that likes pizza April 2, 2013
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pustologist

The one who is certified in the skilled art of pimple popping
My girlfriend is studying to be a pustologist, and she practices by popping the zits on my back.
by skarda March 30, 2009
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Dew Piston

Another word for penis, used in the song "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo" by The Bloodhound Gang.
I was power-drilling all night with my dew piston.
by Kyle Wells August 29, 2005
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Pistilli

A man whos' fantasy is to receive a a penis into his rectum and at the same time wack off to pictures of gay men ejaculating in each otheres faces
by Bombclut March 9, 2003
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