peanut butter spoon

its when you put peanut butter on a spoon

have you guys ever looked up peanut butter spoon on urban dictionary?

by scaphism September 18, 2020

peanut butter blizzard

When you're butt banging a chick in the snow & notice peanut-like particulates on your shaft. You then proceed to dip your pole in the snow.

I heard SandyCheeks received a peanut butter blizzard after pumping his dude in the ass.

by mattyboy_0105 November 19, 2022

Making Peanut Butter

Anal sex to the point where it gets all gooshy.

damn bitch, yo ass is making peanut butter!

by Crazy68 May 20, 2010

Alabama Peanut

Nice try Watt

Watt missed some inside jokes when he wasn’t at school, one of them being the Alabama Peanut

by MrSwimGoggles October 19, 2019

Peanut Butter and Jealousy Sandwich

When you yourself are stuck between two people that want you (be it sexually, emotionally, for a relationship, or simply due to territorial instinct), and consequently hate each other.

Dude: "Oh, man... is that Karen??"
Bro: "Woops... yea... she totally just saw me with Steph!"
Steph: "Who's Karen???"
Dude: "Wow... well, I hope you enjoy your peanut butter and jealousy sandwich."

by IanE May 29, 2008

peanut head

a stupid supposedly derogatory remark said by a person usually of the black race. this insult is one to make fun of the shape of a persons head.

Yo peanut head lookin ass!!!

by Aaron Vandivort April 18, 2006

Peanut Butter Ass

A syndrome commonly associated with bodybuilders and/or fat slobs that consume copious amounts of protein. The human bodies inability to assimilate abundant amounts of protein leads to a sludgy peanut butter like substance passing through the butt hole instead of a nice slippery turd. There is usually no beginning or ending of the actual bowel movement, much like Woody Allen movie. The permenant peanut butter sludge causes the owner to wipe dozens of times without ever resolving the poopy grime caked in the butt cheek area. Often the vigorous wiping leads to smeared poop in the lower back area, skid marks trumping a bulldozer track, and inevitably a clogged toilet.

"Dude, can you bring me some more toilet paper? I burned through this roll, my t-shirt, and both socks and I still have peanut butter ass"

by Tjjolle September 6, 2013