strange onion

Someone who goes out to blackpool to work and ends up drunk and banging on hotel room doors at 2am, also they try falling asleep on the lobby floor in the hotel thay are staying at and try copping off with the lad on reception

lock up your kids and family, there is a strange onion about !

by Gaz_200883 September 5, 2006

Rusty Onion

The process of inserting a testicle into an anus, sometimes one's own.

I jammed my nut into her arse and when I pulled it out it looked like a rusty onion.

by MuzzPirate May 3, 2014

shit-onion

A problem that upon solving produces another problem and that upon solving produces another problem, etc.

A many layerd problem

Every time I have to fix frank's work, it turns into a shit-onion

by Matt Ditton July 23, 2008

operation onion

When you pull a woman's dress over her head and tie it in a top-knot in order to have sex with her. Best used when a woman has a killer body, but her face looks like a train wreck.

Damn, she's got a nice ass, but I'd have to pull an operation onion on it.

by Joe666_69 December 9, 2008

The Duluth Crumbly Onion

The sexual act where a man has a sex with an onion ring while his J-bo-dacious lady does a crab walk. The man, if time admits, executes a bum rub.

Eric and his lady didn't finish their onion rings so they took them home and did the Duluth Crumbly Onion.

by Dwight Mannly March 24, 2007

Bloomin' Onion

While giving a girl a hardy fisting you open your hand up and pull out.

Man that was the best Bloomin' Onion ever, I didn't think I would get all my fingers back out.

by Steviepq October 9, 2007

giver the onion

1. To vigoursly give sexual satisfaction to the female through intercourse to the point that you may make her cry. Past tense (gaver the onion)

2. The want of sexual relations

3. The need to expediate a situation

1. I was doing Lola last night and I was so intense when I gaver the onion she cried.

2. Wow Nick did you see that chick? I would love to giver the onion tonight dude.

3. Hey Nick!! giver the onion.

by mram November 5, 2007