Grond Pad

When you naai your chick in the hol

awe bitch wil jy die grond pad vat

by STOFFELS December 25, 2022

Pad-vy

Being envious of people who have iPads.

Once I boarded my plane I took out my iPad. You should have seen all of pad-vy.

by jurvis June 12, 2011

Possum pads

The gentle, soft mitts of a desk jockey.

Dathan: Earl strokes my wang with the gentility of a bard.
Cletis: No duh, that pudwhacker anoints his clutches with Udder Crème. Earl had supple possum pads.

by Dildo Baby July 25, 2022

Landing pad

Dating someone because you need somewhere to crash.

I'm staying with Claire.

That girl's a whackjob, dude.

I know but I need a landing pad.

by Shuaman June 27, 2019

Landing pad

The flat area that your pants make near your crotch when you spread your legs; also can be used in place of lap

"c'mon gurl, come land on my landing pad.

by IcedaBurg February 28, 2012

lily pad

place 2 sleep UwU

im sleepy.

go to ur lily pad then

by frogy.UwU April 29, 2021

Pensioners pad

A house or apartment where two pensioners or more reside, where frequent parties, drinking and cooking is usally involved. Above-mentioned residencies are usually well maintained, level-floored and perfectly equipped.

Peter sold his house in the suburbs after retirering from the military and bought him and his wife a big ass pensioners pad.

by RJKIXS August 29, 2023