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checking your oil 

When one inserts their finger in their own anus in order to gauge their personal stink level.
Don't touch me bro, you been checking your oil
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check their oil 

When you stick your finger up your opponent's asshole.
"Bro if he's got you in a hold check their oil, he'll let go.... unless he's gay then hang on for a ride homie"
check their oil by Fuck you Hillary November 23, 2016

Extra Unvirgin Olive Oil 

When someone has not only fucked the olive oil, but has even nutted in it
"Hey is there some olive oil?"
"Yeah, but its extra unvirgin olive oil"

mississippi oil rig 

A dirty deed indeed. The male must first start eating fried chicken with waffles, while simultaneously drilling the female anally. After a few minutes of relaxing the female's sphincter, the man should pull out, immediately followed by the female having explosive diarrhea everywhere (this can be aided by giving her a laxative and a chipotle burrito before hand). The bursts of fecal material coming from her anus will resemble oil shooting up from the ground.
Guy: Dude my girlfriend and I did the mississippi oil rig yesterday and completely destroyed my sheets.

Other guy: Why are you talking to me?

royal oil 

A slang term used to describe black tar heroin.
"Hey Jimmy, Wanna go burn some royal oil by the dumpster behind the Thrift Store?"

Tuna Oil 

Example: OH SHIT DID YOU SEE ALL DAT TUNA OIL IN THE TOILET
Tuna Oil by Mujtaba January 7, 2015