Old Time Picture Show

This is when you tie someone to a chair and force them to watch videos of you jacking off in other peoples faces while you jack off on their face and film it for future use.

I have a feeling Aaron will love the old time picture show tonight and give it two thumbs up.

by Fingerlove November 26, 2010

Old 8

Old English Malt Liquor. The shit that makes you say duh in the middle of day before breakfast. Who doesn't love old 8?

Old Cholo: Wassup ene, let's get the party started with some deuce-duece.

Youngster: what the fuck is that?

Old Cholo: Old 8 and juice!

by the N-a-P-A October 7, 2011

Old Fat

A person content with their Obesity. Someone who has acknowledged they are in fact obese and is proud of it. Similar to old money and new money. Antonym of New Fat.

That dude with the Fedora, neck beard, and sweat pants eating McDonalds by himself is def old fat.

by bbuehl792 December 25, 2015

Old Guinea

An area in Eastern Long Island densely populated with old world Italians.

``Hey, Vito, you want to go with me to visit grandpa in Old Guinea?''

by tirtle January 9, 2017

old mandrew

An elderly friend who claims everybody hates the world while simultaneously hating the world more then everyone else. Often gangly in appearance, they often rock haircuts from their childhood claiming they are still relevant. During mating season one will notice the little hair they have left (not balding... just thinning) stand up, signaling to near by females that he is permed and ready for coutis.

Jordan "Gills being such a dough bag downer tonight! "
Tyson "what, you mean old mandrew over there?"

by trexcellenta April 3, 2017

Old Fashioned Christmas

When your girl gives you an Old Fashioned aka hand Job under the table during the family Christmas dinner.

Carrie joined us for dinner and helped celebrate with an old fashioned Christmas. I nutted all up in my dinner napkin.

by Eaton Holgoode November 20, 2017

Old Stuffing

a cheap diversion tactic employed when fighting with your significant other whereas he or she brings up a past discretion committed by you to pivot the argument.

Heather: " what about that time you hooked up with that 20 yr old girl who was way too young for you??"
Me: "Why are you old stuffing me??"

by Heather Standard Time June 10, 2018