When you wear very uncomfortable pants that make you penis fold or bend, or inexplicably you piss in random directions missing the seat entirely
by ButHonestlyWhyThough January 14, 2020
Any guy that has such restrictive expectations of women's bodies that he might as well be fucking a dolphin.
"Hey, Mitch, what do you look for in a girl?"
"Well, she has to have absolutely no hair on her body whatsoever, she has to be smiling and cheerful every single day, and I would really like it if she would perform tricks in the kitchen and bedroom for me whenever I asked, what else..."
"Augh, dude, sounds like you might as well be a dolphin fucker!"
"Well, she has to have absolutely no hair on her body whatsoever, she has to be smiling and cheerful every single day, and I would really like it if she would perform tricks in the kitchen and bedroom for me whenever I asked, what else..."
"Augh, dude, sounds like you might as well be a dolphin fucker!"
by colonel guster January 02, 2014
Performing the "money shot" on a girl/guy to the Flipper theme music, while swaying your upper body in the manner of a dolphin moving backwards on the surface of water.
Last night I gave my a wife money shot, dolphin style. I even slapped my arms together like flippers.
by Educator69 December 22, 2010
by Christopherr December 21, 2006
by Kilroy January 29, 2004
by foo February 11, 2004
When you stimulate a guy anully using both middle and index fingers.
The name comes from both the shape of the fingers as well as the manner in which they "dive" in and out of the anus. Dolphin sounds are optional.
Often used in conjunction with tossing the salad.
The name comes from both the shape of the fingers as well as the manner in which they "dive" in and out of the anus. Dolphin sounds are optional.
Often used in conjunction with tossing the salad.
by BukakeRooster7 July 26, 2007