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Shade

A kind, sweet, caring person, he loves to play online games and will be right by your side.
If you meet a Shade, make sure to keep him close to you and don’t ruin the friendship.
If you were with a Shade he would be loyal, kind, funny and caring, he will always put a smile on your face and he is very trustworthy and will help you if you ask.
Why do I feel so happy?”… “Well that’s because Shade has just came in!”
by Ariannah1098 October 27, 2021
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50 Shades Of May

Derived from Ex-British Prime Minister, Theresa May. When a British prime minister enjoys the practice of BDSM.
50 Shades Of May extract:
"Before I know it, Donald's got both of my hands in his orange grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wheat field gate using his tiny hand … His other small hand grabs my short hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his crusty lips are on mine …"
by C L G March 24, 2020
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50 shades of May

1; Performing advanced erotic (sometimes dangerous) sexual acts to Kayla-May.

2; to broaden Kayla-May's sexual horizon, and knowledge of her sexuality through the demanding instructions, and stern discipline of her "Master".
"Man last night was lit af, she let me go 50 shades of May on her ass with some nylon rope, a bullwhip, and a gag ring!"

Kayla-May patiently waited for her Master to begin the days "50 shades of May" lesson.
by Batsquirrel May 13, 2019
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Friend-shading

The act of talking about and shading one of your closest friends to someone else. Most probably because they've gotten on your nerves, or are acting stupid.
"Sorry to be friend-shading, but Lilly was such a bitch this yesterday
by yourunclesdeadcat June 13, 2018
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Upgrade Your Shade

Used when the shade someone is throwing is overused, or poorly conceived.
- "You’re more eager than Trump at a tanning convention!"

- “Really?? — You need to upgrade your shade!”
by adroxx April 26, 2023
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Coined by Bay Area website thesaucerus.com in 2017. Means I'm not trying to insult, talk bad about, nor am I mad about something; I'm just saying.
You're on the phone with G and have said ok 9 times. You've said goodbye 6 times. You're trying to hang up, but they keep talking. "Damn G, I said I gotta go! You talk too much man. No smoke, no shade, no salt. but for real though."
by TheSauceBeats December 14, 2018
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50 Shades of AIDS

A crude term for an individual with an alarmingly large number of STD/STIs or love bugs, regardless of whether they show signs of them or not.
Shit Monkey: "That whore of a man, Testicle Tim, has slept around so much that he's finally contracted every STD known to man."

Fuckhead Fred: "Hey, he be gots them 50 Shades of AIDS!"

Shit Monkey: "You fucking dumbass, there are way more VDs than AIDS."
by Testostices McSourpenis August 30, 2019
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