Mysterical

Crazily mysterious.

Harry (Potter) was mysterical when he found out Ginny (Weasely) had been fingering his bum while he was sleeping.

by PlanB247 August 18, 2022

Mysterious

Is it though? Is it “mysterious?” It is it just fat cock? My money is on fat cock.

Hym “I wouldn’t call it it ‘mysterious.’ I would call it ‘Goliath.’ Or ‘Fuckasaurus’ I you know? Like ‘Truckasaurus’ except... you know, a penis...”

by Hym Iam November 16, 2022

Mystery Assignment

When your teacher assigns an assignment on google classroom without a due date, so it doesn't appear on the homepage

Teacher: Did everyone do the assignment I posted yesterday?
Kid: What assignment?
Teacher: Click on our google classroom page
Kid: Oh, you assigned a Mystery Assignment!

by hi1923 October 17, 2022

Mystea

Name for people who are under 5 feet

Hey, Mystea. How's the weather down there?

by Pogi November 4, 2022

Mysteriacle

A combination of a miracle and mystery in a hysterical atmosphere or in a sense of hysteria.

As the crazed man laughed while jumping off the bridge, he suddenly performed a mysteriacle maneuver and landed on his feet in harmed.

by Papaww Paul January 14, 2023

Mysterious Oysters

(slang) Typically used when talking about Psychedelic Mushrooms hitting really hard, or either looking to take a strong trip on Mushrooms.

Friend 1: "Last night we were everything everywhere!"

Friend 2: "Dayum broski we were certainly on another quest for the Mysterious Oysters!"

by 13AquaOrbit January 25, 2023

Mysterious circumstances

Murder/murdered.

My wife died due to mysterious circumstances.

by Ninjajonny_6 February 11, 2023