brazilian mustache

When a girl shits and a guy catches it in his hand and wipes it all over his face so he has a mustache.

Matt - " Oh my god, my face still stinks from stacy last night."
Cody - "SHE GAVE YOU A FUCKING BRAZILIAN MUSTACHE, DIDN'T SHE!?"

brazilian mustache by long rodman January 30, 2009

French Mustache 

When you use any spreadable medium applied to each side of your penis so that when you wang slap the recipient(they must be unaware or unsuspecting), it draws a mustache across their upper lip. Precision and timing is a must.

Dude, I totally just "French Mustached" Scotty!

French Mustache by Daniel4564508 January 14, 2008

handle-bar mustache 

some one who had a mustache that exceeds their chin and just really sucks bad

someone gay

handle-bar mustache by bob December 5, 2003

Hitler mustache 

The greatest outfit rock and roll will ever know. www.myspace.com/hitlersmoustache

Boy howdy, those fellers from Hitler's Moustache certainly posess the ability to bring the noise.

(hitler mustache)

Hitler mustache by son of leviticus October 13, 2006

minnesota mustache 

When a group of men in Minnesota are out ice fishing and one of the men falls asleep, the other men then proceed to ejaculate into a solo cup, they then drag the sleeping man outside into the below zero degree weather and pour the semen onto his upper lip causing it to freeze; creating the Minnesota Mustache

That was classic when we gave Frank a Minnesota Mustache. The doctors say the frostbite from all the jizz on his lip was the reason they had to cut it off.

minnesota mustache by Bob Dangle May 29, 2014

Cop mustache 

Any mustache worn by a douchey guy that is unaccompanied by a goatee, side-burns, beard, or other facial adornment. Typically the cop mustache is found on overly aggressive men with short hair and small penises. This facial hair is most easily witnessed just after speeding in a car or urinating in public. Synonyms include: mini soup strainer, night stache, and molester mustache. Alternate spelling: cop moustache.

1) Why the hell is mark sporting a cop mustache? Doesn't he know he looks like a complete asshole?
2) I decided that I only want to date insecure women who won't mind my tiny pecker so I shaved off my beard into a douchey cop mustache.

Cop mustache by Mustachioed Stud August 1, 2012

purple mustache 

a purple mushtache is a purple colored mustache that looks kind of gay.calling someone a purple mustache is a mean thing to say because it means there gay.

you purple mustache come back here!

purple mustache by 2paq April 23, 2006