mushroom dap

the act of engaging in a threesome with two guys and at the same time the males mushroom slap the female (often slutty) on each cheek.

Me and Steve totally mushroom dapped Shelby because she wouldnt stop talking during sex.

by Mitch who October 6, 2011

Mushroom Boy

A male with severe STDs, that his pee-pee looks like and smells like a rotten mushroom.

Oh boy Billy has a nasty old Mushroom boy

by Mushroom Boy May 9, 2022

mushroom stamp

the image left behind, when you slap a bitch on the forehead with you penis.

i left a mushroom stamp on her forehead she'll never forget.

by bandana darren February 18, 2020

purple headed mushroom

penis

slang word for a male penis.

"that man has a large purple headed mushroom!"

by Sammii J June 21, 2008

mushroom

A natural fungus, the shape of Condoleeza Rice's head.

damn that is one shroomy skull!

by Gerbilweebies February 25, 2005

mushroom headed piss stump

Another term for a penis

She hogged down on my mushroom headed piss stump.

by Ben daiho May 25, 2008

Mushroom Taco

A euphemism for the penis - the tip of which resembles a mushroom - entering the vagina - which resembles a taco.

Sweet Christ that bag of bitchmeat operating the tilt-a-whirl is so humpable, I want to give her a mushroom taco with sour cream.

by Killy Pistol December 29, 2007