Mustard Burger

a term used for the act of fellatio in which a woman goes down on her man in the same fashion that she devours a burger, but while also pinching and licking the head of her man's penis as if it were the tip of the mustard bottle;
i.e: da mule mustard burger

"Come here, baby, and I'll give you some of that mustard burger action."

by Mimi Woodhaven July 7, 2006

mustard

sweatchirt with a zipper... one day a man was walkiung down the street with the name of amir khan... and has msutard all over his sweat shirt from his sandiwich.. therefore now we call them mustards

look at that sick mustard.. its from ecko

by bob March 30, 2005

kernal mustard

The best battlefield vietnam, 1942, and cod player ever. He is ranked 4 in bf1942 out of the thousands of kids who play it.if you ever see this kid on the battlefield you better run.

kernal mustard killed 1337willy

kernal mustard killed xjohnnyx

kernal mustard killed ur mom45

kernal mustard killed pete69

by dratsum lanrek April 17, 2004

Cutting the Mustard

To fart. Not just a normal fart though, an extra stinky, spicy fart.

Sami had a bratwurst for lunch, now she cant stop cutting the mustard.

by udonishaslem October 14, 2014

Mustard

A term used to describe people of Asian nationality.

Look at that Mustard's car.

by tron May 13, 2005

mustardo

feline "spanking"; patting the butt of a feline to get a spastic response

my cat goes nuts for the mustardo

by mustardo December 27, 2008

Masturdate

Going on a date with someone you know is going to give you a handjob, and you'll gladly give them one too.

"Yeah, I'm totally masturdating the guy from History."
"I'm going to the movies with her, it's totally going to be a masturdate."

by punksucks July 9, 2016