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michigan state

the greatest college ever cant wait to go to. the hottest guys go there and their just plain awsome
by Jessica May 2, 2004
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munchies

What Kenny feeds buttercup the diabetic police horse.
Cop: OFFICER DOWN, I REPEAT OFFICER DOWN. WHAT DID YOU FEED MY BUTTERCUP!
Kenny: I just fed him some pizza, and popcorn, and chips, and pop, and cookies, and funyons.
Cop: COP KILLER!
Kenny: I love horses.
Cop: I love horses.
Kenny: I love Butterstuff.
Cop: Buttercup!
Kenny: Butternuts!
Cop: BUTTERCUP!
Kenny: Cup!
-munchies
by Adam Routson March 12, 2008
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Michigan

The best state. The home of cars and cereal.

The best MI cites:
Benton Harbor
Detroit
K-Zoo
Flint Grand Rapids

Every city except Hell, Michigan
by M Ville November 6, 2006
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michigan football

A NCAA football team on the verge of being moved to Division 1-AA. Once a good team as far back as the 1990's, they have not been able to come back from being owned by the Ohio State Buckeyes for the past few years.
by Exhortera November 1, 2007
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A monster mentioned in the 2007 best-seller, 'The Night of Unwelcome Visitors'.
This monster is combined of many people, and is some-what beautiful.
It happens to be a cross-breed of a human, and an animal, and this is what some people call 'disturbing'.

An extract from the story is shown below:
"The only way to defeat the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster was to play with its arse, and do a controlled extreme-supreme muscle-power-wank into it’s eyes.
Fred and Alan combined together, and did exactly that, and thus, the monster evaporated into a pile of burnt shit."
"Gerald, Dave, Joe and Jon had a massive gang bang, and all formed and absorbed into one big massive honey loaf of butter crusted anal cheese-like human/mongoose like creature, which couldn’t stop wanking, and had to ejaculate every 10 minutes.
This was now known as the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster."
by erectism January 11, 2008
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Road Munching

Performing oral sex on a women while she is driving; sometimes done for the purpose of seeing if the female driver can focus enough not to crash
Road Munching almost caused K.Lilly to crash her truck on I-75.
by Road Muncher July 30, 2009
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Michigan wet sock

When you jerk off in a sock while thinking about the great lakes. Then you discard in a corner of a room.
Mike and I missed home so much we would have a Michigan wet sock in every room.
by obwon420 March 27, 2009
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