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matilda monk

Matilda is the person everyone wants to be, they aspire to be her! She is the prettiest person who ever roamed earth. Matilda is smart, a basher and loves animals! If you have a Matilda as a friend you are extremely lucky. She always puts a smile on your face because Matilda is never feeling melancholy!
That must be a Matilda Monk!
Why?
Because she is so beautiful
by Awsomenes.s July 13, 2017
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Mark Monks

Oh look at Mark Monks he's in great shape
by Oscartheotter May 8, 2018
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monk-like existence

The life of a bachelor, possibly a "confirmed bachelor." Living a life with no intent of marriage or family.
"I shall continue the monk-like existence that has characterised my life hitherto."
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Monk Bag

The sexual act of inserting one testicle into the anus of a girl and the second one into her vagina. A fairly difficult task, thus one who can accomplish the Monk Bag can achieve enlightenment. (Act of - "monk bagging")
My girl is totally down for the Monk Bag so I can achieve enlightenment!
by lost_number August 17, 2016
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monk day

A day of your life that goes so horrifically bad that it drives you to leave your home and emigrate to the Nepalese mountains and see out your days as a monk in peace.
Today has been so bad, I have already looked at flights to Nepal, if i get home and catch my wife cheating again this will be a monk day
by The banter August 10, 2016
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emil monk

A guy that loves snake tattos and plays a badass, they often end up in jail.
Emil Monk sucks his cellmates every night
by Fætter BR. July 25, 2016
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Monked

I I’m getting monked
by Monked April 13, 2020
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