Monking

To regularly ditch and bail on your friends especially at the last minute.
He’s monking us again and not showing up.
by TheElusiveMonk December 21, 2023
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Monking

Monking is like munting someone’s spirituality instead of munting person‘s body Munt the person’s mind it tends to lead to schizophrenia or goonvana.
Yo bro I’m Monking right now

Oh shit you good
Yea I’m in goonvna
by Ahmad Danielson January 28, 2025
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Monking

Verb
The act of talking in baby tones
David is Monking!
by Monkerson January 07, 2024
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monk day

A day of your life that goes so horrifically bad that it drives you to leave your home and emigrate to the Nepalese mountains and see out your days as a monk in peace.
Today has been so bad, I have already looked at flights to Nepal, if i get home and catch my wife cheating again this will be a monk day
by The banter March 06, 2016
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Monk Hill

being On toppa monk hill refers to ones ability to ignore women or get ignored by women.
by Jettypoo February 26, 2023
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monk-monk

The hot water heater is broken, can I borrow enough warm water so my daughters can wash their monk-monks for school?
by rockiew August 08, 2006
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Salty Monk

Rhyming slang for spunk (gentlemans relish) and also a drinking establishment in South West England.
Mark - 'OOhhh AAhhh that feels so good, I am so close right now, where do you want me to come?'

Emma - 'Come on big boy, just Salty Monk on my face'
by AliUK September 16, 2010
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