Arctic Monkeys

A indie rock band, known for their 2013 album AM, & songs like “Do I wanna know? & “Why’d you only call me when your high?”

a great band you should really listen to ;)

person 1: hey! whatcu listening to?
person 2: a cool little rock band called Arctic Monkeys, you should give them a listen!
person 1: i may have heard of them before, arent one of their songs “do i wanna know?”
person 2: yeah! but they have some other great hits also!!

Arctic Monkeys by morganxadams February 20, 2020

Hose Monkey 

A term of endearment which refers to fire fighters. Usually used by police officers or other law enforcement officials.

Smell that BBQ by the fire hall? Those hose monkeys are cooking up a feast! Do they ever work?

Hose Monkey by Wordy McWorderson March 19, 2010

Monkey Task 

Part of your job that is a total waste of time and could easily be performed by a monkey instead of a human.

You read for lunch yet?
No, I have to finish my monkey task first.

Monkey Task by Office Space December 18, 2003

CAD monkey

Somebody who has gone through years of difficult and strenuous education in engineering, architecture, or a similar field only to wind up with a mindless and repetitive job where they do one task on a computer drafting program over and over again.

See: tool.

My cousin Curtis talked up the benefits of going into engineering, and now spends 12 hours a day sitting at a computer using a software program to draft diagrams of screws for heavy machinery. He is a CAD monkey.

CAD monkey by sawthewritingonthewallandran July 19, 2009

Monkey Branching 

when a girl already has a boyfriend but she gives her number to guys that she meets and flirts as if she were single. she's basically branching off from her boyfriend and establishing backups.

yo dude I saw your girl at starbucks giving her number to some guy. I don't think she saw me. it looks like she's monkey branching, you should dump her.

Monkey Branching by soulblk4000 December 2, 2010

nigger bitch monkey woman 

A female woman that is a canis lupus familiaris hybrid macaca fascicularis.

I saw a wild nigger bitch monkey woman!

nigger bitch monkey woman by Doctor SheckGumpus January 15, 2019

jeeba monkey 

Racist term for negroes used by ignorant people. Black people are very easily distinguished from monkeys and should not be labeled as such. Monkeys are characterized by their tails, while black people have none.

Get a job, you crack-smoking jeeba monkey!

jeeba monkey by Darcus Garvey September 7, 2009