momma

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Jared: Momma! What are we gonna eat?
Momma: OOOOOOOOOOOO
Jared: Momma, what the frik?

by eating a kitkat the wrong way May 2, 2020

Yo momma

Something somebody says after fucking your mom

“Hey brad! What did you do last night? You weren’t at the party.”

“Yo momma”

by FegtheHedgehog May 13, 2020

Yo momma

Something somebody says after fucking your mom

“Hey brad! What did you do last night? You weren’t at the party.”

“Yo momma”

by FegtheHedgehog May 13, 2020

yo momma

Yo momma-

used as a cool slang or a comeback when you don't know what to say. Or you can endlessly troll people.

Yo momma so fat, she went to kfc and said "can I have the one on the roof?"

Jonas: Hey Zach, what do you wanna do tonight?

Zach: yo momma

Jonas: stop

Zach: if you don't shut up ill do you instead
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

also you can do this:

Issac: yo momma so thicc she can't fit in you'r closet so she can hide when shes a lesbian.

by Lazyburrito7 ( xbox username ) June 19, 2020

Gettelag (aka momma noodle)

A TikToker who is a mom to very many noodle children she left her children on live without her for over a second so they started a koala cult against her but they still love her 😌💓😡✨🐨 by elliee75

Gettelag (aka momma noodle) has that many children she is now on birth control!! 🤪💓🍜🍜

by elliee75 July 22, 2020

Baby Momma

A vindictive women who used the kids against their father because she can’t move on with her life.

the name he calls you

you’re his baby momma and you come with drama

by babymommawho? July 14, 2022

big momma jugs

big momma jugs

when ur friend invites you over to your stepmoms house and she makes you grilled cheese with a note "meet me upstairs, daddy ;)" you quickly yeeted up the stairs to the laundry room to find your grandfather sucking the gay neighbours dick.

" dude, I just saw big momma jugs last night"

by bigmommajugs69 June 11, 2022