production meeting

Taking a shit. Or going number two. Saying it in a discreet way.

Sorry I'm late I was in a production meeting.

by Fob6666 November 1, 2017

captains meeting

When one leader of a country or other territory would meet with other leaders and they all proceed to touch the tips of their penisis together, creating a manhood circle of testosterone.

I’m going to the captains meeting because I’m someone who goes to those.

by Coolguy86 November 27, 2017

Intergalactic meeting

When two dudes beat off while docking.

"Hey I heard you and larry had an intergalactic meeting at his place." Tony.
"Woah, word travels fast I see." Carson.

by CHONK GanG October 28, 2018

cat meeting

When you have multiple cats and they just lay around near each other or in Catloaf position doing nothing. In other words, you have say three cats and they just lay in the living room not to far from each other, doing exactly nothing.

*Walks into living room and sees his three cats just laying around and one is in the cat loaf position.

Joey: What are cats doing? Having a cat meeting?

by Sexymullatoboi March 4, 2019

dom melting

This is in a similar vein as dom breaking, but instead of the process being a rough and brutal snapping of will it's instead light and affectionate. Smothering and doting on the target until finally they can't help but melt into a submissive.

Dom Melting allowed me to be submissive without feeling like a bottom bitch.

by Woundwort January 11, 2019

Keep messing around you will be the bad smell in the attic

Meaning if they do not stop mucking about they will be murdered and tossed into said attic

Person 1, Yeeeeeet I'm only 16 I wanna kill a mockingbird by shoving a dog up his arse

Person2, Oi YOU SILLY BUGGERING BENT OVER SHEEP SHAGGER TALK ANY MORE SHIT ILL SKIN YOU FROM THE COCK AND LEAVE YOU IN THE FOCKEN ATTIC YA WEE BASTARD

person 1, you don't half talk shite you do

Person 2, THATS IT CUNT KEEP MESSING AROUND YOU WILL BE THE BAD SMELL IN THE ATTIC

by Illskinurcockbackwardswankstsi July 21, 2019

music meshing

when the government plays another song in the background during the one you’re listening to to keep you distracted.

The music meshing had more Americans spending more leisure time than working on their wealth.

by Coop Dupe November 16, 2019