merica

Dumbest way of saying 'America' I have ever heard.

I love merica, goddammit. If yer one of those goddam socialist-types who doesn't like it here...well, you can move to Finlandia 'er sumplace.

by StevieTheOldFrigginFart July 7, 2016

Penalty Merchant

Prime Moments Giuseppe is a Penalty Merchant. So is Penaldo and Penandez. They are all examples of penalty merchants.

Prime Moments Giuseppe is a Penalty Merchant

by Shaqiri Shaqiri November 18, 2021

Merica

A word used by Alambamian Country Boys to describe the land Donald Trump has made.

John said Merica could be better if the wall was built

by Zxa April 1, 2019

Merica

1) Term used by overtly patriotic narcissistic, republican, redneck, right wingers, evangelists and generally uneducated american bigots, to proclaim offensive and aggressive ideology as endearing to patriotism and thus the quality of American life.
2) Term used by intelligent people around the world to sum up or point out through mockery, the ridiculousness of overtly patriotic narcassistic, republican, redneck, right wingers, evangelists and generally uneducated bigots.

1) USED PATRIOTICALLY/ a. "In the name of god, let's kill them before they kill us! Merica!"
b. "Guns don't kill people, people kill people. Merica!"
2) INTELLIGENT MOCKERY/ a. "Yeehaw boys! Kill 'em all, let god sort 'em out! Merica!"

b. "Guns don't kill people. People with guns kill people! Merica."

by GD68 June 19, 2015

Merica

The less sophisticated pronounciation and spelling of America.

Used by the unitelligent and/or Red Neck patriot folk.

Merica is the home of the Obese, the stupid, the racist and the guns. F*** YEAHH! MERICA!

Transgender Demiqueer Bi-racial Racoon Merican Teacher: If you combine guns, obesity and stupidity, what do you have class?

Students: (In unison) U have Merica(MERICCAA!)

Teacher: Yipee Ki Yay Mother F****r.

by DustHex April 27, 2017

diamond merchant

A person whose profession is buying and selling diamonds for profit; dealer; trader.
One who trades in diamonds and possesses expertise in the area of diamonds and the practices of trading in them.

Being an expert in diamonds, Steve the diamond merchant in Scottsdale would be helpful in buying a certified diamond that is of correct value.

by dream4diamonds November 3, 2007

Turd Merchant

A homosexual; a gentleman who deals with the turd of another gentleman in a poking fashion.

There's Philip Moody, he's a right turd merchant!

by Andy M December 4, 2003