Memory diffuser

A memory diffuser is a female who makes a man forget about his ex.

Brody: damn bro I miss my ex
Aaron: sound to me like you need a memory diffuser

by Aaron aka little smile July 20, 2020

fucktographic memory

The special ability to remember vividly every single sexual experience one ever had. Similar to a photographic memory but limited to sex acts. Includes remembering physical characteristics of one's past sexual partners, as well as how the sexual encounters happened.

I swear I remember the shapes of all their penises Melissa. How many times do I have to tell you? I have a fucktographic memory!

by PeeBalls March 30, 2018

Amityville Memorial High School

Amityville Memorial High School is a ghetto black school full of money hungry thotties and caucasians tryna act like pimp daddies . You catch some blackies in the bathrooms high on drugs and half the school cutting their classes . If you tryna get a high level education this ain’t it right here . If you tryna find a plug this is it right here . There ain’t no baddies tho they got a stink ol personality with flat butts and saggy tits

Man I ain’t tryna go to Amityville Memorial High School this shi school ghetto asf

by Some Nigga Around The Block November 1, 2021

moist memories

Memories that are sexual in nature.

Usually used for masturbation.

I couldn't stop thinking about the moist memories I had with Rachel.

by Dextarian August 16, 2016

Lincoln Memorial

The act of rubbing a strippers clitoris on the main stage with a $5 bill for ummm safety reasons

Yo did you see Bush almost got kicked out of the strippy last night? He gave the girl on stage a Lincoln memorial and the bouncers were not too happy about it

by StripGuy May 28, 2019

Checkered memory

It's what vovich has

I have a checkered memory. there is a 50/50 chance that i might remember what colour my tshirt was 4 years ago and same rule applies for my breakfast today

by CitizenKhaine August 4, 2019

Photoshopic Memory

When a person's recollection of events conforms to what they wish had happened rather than what really happened.

Guy1: Man I remember back when I had my bachelor pad it was a non-stop party! Everybody was always over there getting drunk and high and I had a different woman every night of the week!
GUy2: Whatever man, you spent 99% of your time getting watching porn and eating ramen noodles. You must have a photoshopic memory!

by Johnswiecki January 22, 2017