Melon

The best fruit too eat. Of the pyramid of superiority of fruits the melon is at the top and the inferior tomato at the bottom

Smart people: the melon is above all!

by Melon is top March 17, 2020

Melon Farmer

A phrase which typically describes a stupid person, or someone who has just done sonething idiotic.

Guy 1: Have you seen what that bloke over there's just done?
Guy 2: Yeah that was stupid, what a melon farmer.

by 丁骨牛排 December 25, 2020

Coco melon

Coco melon is a complement used only by the most autistic of people. If you call something coco melon you are agreeing it has more chromosomes than you.

Stop shitting in the sink hulio!

No shitting in the sink is coco melon!

by Rambo jambo May 17, 2022

puppy melon

asher jokes specifically. a lovable baby whore who enjoys wearing glasses for casual occasions and perhaps licking someone’s face (preferably of the male gender).

adjective. “you are so puppy melon today.” “you are for real acting like a puppy melon. no cap. on god.”

by puppymelonlover August 7, 2022

melon

when a man has a huge dick and small balls

You don't have a dick you have a melon and to sweat peas.

by 1 to many June 21, 2023

Melon

Someone who is dumb or stupid

You absolute melon Timothy

by Crumpfartmaster June 8, 2021

Shark melon cup

Fierce and sweet in a nice cup size package

"man, that game was shark melon cup, sigma!"

by BbopDinosaurRoar August 2, 2024