girlfriend material

1. a female possessing those traits and characteristics which are condusive to a someones ideal of a committed, romantic companion

2. the precursor to a keeper

Jane is attractive, sane, and fun to be with. Jane is definite girlfriend material. Diane is not attractive, in therapy for her self-loathing, man-hating issues, and a total drag to be around. Diane is not girlfriend material.

by supernicii March 16, 2021

material girl

instead of being a "material girl" why don't u get some materials to build a bed so u can sleep with some bitches.

material girl: MATERIALLLLL GIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLL
alvin from alvin and the chipmunks: shut the fuck up.

by thewhiteonmyskiniscum February 8, 2022

Maternity Metric System

When a pregnant woman refers to her pregnancy progress in weeks, not months.

Person A: "Wow, you're pregnant! How far along are you?"
Pregnant chick: "I'm 20 weeks."
Person A: "Oh so 5 months?"
Pregnant chick: "No, 20 weeks. It's the maternity metric system equivalent for 5 months. But saying it in weeks makes me sound better than everyone and it confuses and annoys people."

by redsparkle1 October 3, 2011

Material gurl

A bad bitch that is very wealthy/rich. This word was created by briana. Respectfully made for angel😮 💨👍

Omg look it’s angel he’s definitely a material gurl!

by Briana😍 January 11, 2022

White_Materia

Not semen.

:c(|)

:^r~

(E^8

by White_Materia August 7, 2003

MCTard

A person who's greatly biased for MC and thinks he can beat just about anyone.

A typical MCTard: "MC can take out Ryu, Goku, Sephiroth, and God!! Because he's in one of the best shooters ever and he's cool like that!!"

by Kevin Justin August 3, 2006

Maternal Beverage

booby milk, milk that comes from your mums tits!

Mother may I please have some of your tasty maternal beverage

by Fifi Le Fume January 14, 2009