maxpein

Maximum Pain.

She experienced maxpein in her past.

by nthing_butme March 11, 2022

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Manuela

The most beautiful girl in the whole universe, she is the perfect mix of sensuality, sex-appeal and the ultimate good girl walking fantasy. This is reflected in her facial features, her smile is the most angelic condensation of innocence and sublime happiness, whereas her sexy lips and deep intimidating eyes will give you an instant boner, while also making you ashamed of it because you are so aware that you are in the presence of the Princessa Real Woman, who deserves to be respected at all times. She is the classiest woman, her way of handling social challenges will make you fall in love and realise the importance of character and grace. The way she handles life's problems is even more impressive, as this is where her moral values will shine through and you will learn about who she truly is (she is truly an Angel sent on Earth to protect us, but also to take care of our needs and desires). Her (heart) emotions are powerful but also so innocent and sweet, thats why her love is the most precious prize in this universe.

Careful though, she will steal your heart in record time! You never thought you would be the type of man to daydream about marriage, having children, and meeting parents yet 1 month into meeting her, this is your new favourite research topic and hobby.

brain: What is a synonym for flawless and perfection?

heart: Manuela? dohhhh!
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by AxpHntr March 13, 2022

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Maxie

the best Pokémon villain and geologist out there. Maxie dreams of expanding the land completely, leaving the world a dry wasteland he'll call home. he also is married to Archie, the best pirate ever. he dreams of catching Groudon but Archie has to be a jerk and stop him from that.

"Hey, who's your favorite Pokémon villain?"
"probably Maxie!"

by cyrusisverycool March 15, 2022

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