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Man you a Maury Povich predator
Man you a Maury Povich predator
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Wasn't she so maurgette? ,for sure...
by anonymous December 20, 2020
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by Shorebirds January 15, 2021
Get the maurabrain mug.Mauriana is a dyke that’s plays basketball and gets yelled at by her mother while she on the phone . Also she is a pro hoe it’s where she get a bitch every other hour and during that time she’s a pedo because them kids be under 12 . Don’t be shy y’all get y’all a mauriana
Also mauriana don’t know how to finger
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Get the Maurderd mug.A sweet and loving gentleman. A Mauris is most likely to be a Islander. He has a wonderful heart full of affection and will fight for the people he cares about. Dont mess with a Mauris Missus's he'll already have u dont for. They have amazing smile that just makes u wonder why they wanna be with you.
If you have a Mauris as a friend be very lucky because they have big hearts and would wanna help. A Mauris is always there to take and never judges. Dont get on there bad side I'll tell you know they have a high sense of anger issues but will accept you back if u really mean it.
A Mauris is successful and has beautiful brownish or blackish eyes so pure.
If you feel down or hate something about urself a Mauris will love you for who u are and not for ur body or looks they tend to look for real love and personality.
If you have a Mauris as a friend be very lucky because they have big hearts and would wanna help. A Mauris is always there to take and never judges. Dont get on there bad side I'll tell you know they have a high sense of anger issues but will accept you back if u really mean it.
A Mauris is successful and has beautiful brownish or blackish eyes so pure.
If you feel down or hate something about urself a Mauris will love you for who u are and not for ur body or looks they tend to look for real love and personality.
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