Making Waffles

meaning to mastrubate
or pleasure oneself sexually

ew shane stop making waffles in the bathroom

by nicholas luciano August 29, 2005

making the news

Something worthy (or not worthy) to be talked about and/or repeated.

My date on Friday night with Richard is definetly making the news.

I can't believe she was telling me about what kind of shoes her boyfriend got; that shouldn't even be making the news.

by cfuptown August 8, 2005

Making Put

To pretend or wish you were doing something romantic or sexual, or doing something romantic or sexual.

I was making put last weekend with this girl in a corner. I went to town with that burger.

by Wiktorus December 11, 2007

Matincendisphobia

Pronounced ma-tin-sen-dis-foh-bee-uh, matincendisphobia is a condition where an entity becomes (or appears to become) fearful of mature internet censorship discussion.

The Australian Federal Government developed a case of matincendisphobia in July 2010 AD which was stopping it from progressing in life. It had numerous sessions with various psychiatrists and psychologists but had no success curing the phobia. Because the phobia had been known to have potentially dangerous side effects, the Australian Federal Government finally made the decision to visit Richard Bandler (co-creator of NLP) who helped it get over it's case of matincendisphobia and move on to live a functional life. Thank Eris.

by Karl Manx July 23, 2010

Matig-a

A Clan of very proud and very cool people, also humble and good looking male/female

wow. is that from the matig-a clan? that's why.

by JMAMREBELLION August 9, 2010

Making Goulash

Taking a giant soft crap. Typically creating after eating at a German or Polish restaurant.

Hey Hayes, is that your stomach? "Yeah i'm making goulash."

by Cobbler Crapper March 8, 2011

MFTing

An acronym for Mind Fuck Texting. When you deliberately fuck with a girl's mind by sending her out of context text messages with the sole intent of getting into her pants even though you haven't spoken with her in a good two to three months.

MFTing can either be initiated, or reactionary, the former being the preferred methodology.

MFTing used in an initiating setting:
Me: "Hey Michelle! Which night this week are you going to make me dinner? I just want to know so that I can plan it out, I already have several other people making me dinner, so I don't want to cause any conflicts. Sorry I have been out of touch, my phone has been really weird lately ..."

Used in a reactionary setting:
Michelle: "Where have you been for the last two months - you never returned my call ..."
Me: "Oh yeah, my phone, it's just been ... weird"

by bosskmoves May 8, 2011