Mario

Nintendo's Mario had a dirty secret called "hornio"

John: I feel Mario right now.
Mom: Then why not play Mario?
John: *under breath* haha

by baby_blue_panda11 June 24, 2018

MarcMoss’d it

Arrive at your destination to find a parking space there just for you? Or someone just leaving a space just for you? Or perhaps you see traffic ahead in an unfamiliar area so you turn off and go in a random direction and always end up evading all the traffic? Or maybe one of those situations where you walk onsite to fix major faults on a very Sofisticsted system and the simplest touch with the magic hands brings everything back to life like the resurection of Jesus? That’s the VERY definition of marcmoss’d it right there!

This place never has any parking, I usually have to park in the car park down the road, oh look at that! There’s a space just for you AGAIN! You totally MarcMoss’d It

by Phillybooboo October 30, 2018

Maricopa Institute of Technology

On the outside it looks nice and proper. The moment you step inside, that feeling goes away. Just because there is fancy uniforms, doesn't mean we're fancy. We ghetto asfffffff. The seniors are hot, well some of them. No ones foundation matches and these hoes be caking that shit on too. There's drugies. Sports suck. We hate ourselves. Many single people.

"Damn, he's hot, he must go to Maricopa Institute of Technology"

by simpBoiHours February 12, 2020

Mario

A iconic video game character but is kind of a simp because he risks is life just to save the princess peach

MarIo Is A plUMBer yOu KnoW

by Turn_off_safe_search_sonic_69 June 10, 2020

Mario Dick

A dick that is short and fat. comparable with the fact Mario and Luigi have different heights and weights.
Basically a chode.

Hahaha Jamie really has a Mario Dick!

by tommyboygamer123 July 6, 2020

Mario bump

If you have a very low tolerance for cocaine and want the smallest amount possible, but that will still get you high, just ask for a Mario bump, Or if your already really coked out and just need one more small hit.

Yo I don’t really do coke that much, can I just get a Mario bump?

I’m so high right now, don’t give a me a big line I’ll just take a Mario bump.

by cambodia January 17, 2021

Mario Sauce

1) A sauce so good and delicious it makes anything taste incredible and godlike. It can also grant wishes

2) A godlike entity that watches over everyone and can do whatever the fuck it wants

3) Another word for cum

1) Yum thats some good mario sauce you got there!

2) Let us pray to the one and only mario sauce.

3) Yum thats some good mario sauce you got there!

by Gameoyeah March 23, 2021