muppet baby

One who talks about guitars but never plays them. Also talks like a muppet.

I heard Muppet Baby talking about the time he broke his strings and then made a scarfice to Satan.

by derm June 18, 2005

mupa

greetings, salutation.

tim: mupa!
bob: hey

by TheMann October 15, 2002

muppet

1. An idiot.
2. A person who posts the same message twice.

Nick you Muppet!

by Ernie August 27, 2003

muppet diver

a lesbian who "goes down" her sex partner, and licks the clitoris

MawMaw's definition of a muff diver

That muppet diver munches that raunchy love rug all through the night.

by jared jones November 22, 2007

muppstink

A derivitive of the word muppet or mupp for a dim person. Similar to chimmer.

James is a proper muppstink!

by tboy April 19, 2005

Muppy Popper

Muppy Popper, MP; Military Police; Mike Papa; Slang word used by U.S. Soldiers in Vietnam when referring to the Military Police.
"A Muppy Popper is someone who farts in the bathwater, then pops the bubbles when they surface so they can enjoy the odor."

'Hey man, stash the weed, the fuc...g Muppy Poppers are behind us.'

by msgp11 July 14, 2009

Muppet

An endearing term to call someone of slight obesity

"hey look at that Muppet over there!"

by sneepsnoop April 26, 2015