MiliTard

A MiliTard is usually a cuckservative or Boomercrat who worships the ground that veterans walk on. Their adoration for our troops extends to the segments of the military that basically do the bitch jobs that you’d find at 7/11, which winds up enabling the lowest common denominators of veterans to milk their time doing push-ups for federal minimum wage as much as possible.

A MiliTard will do everything in their power to justify the shitty things that dumb men do after their time in service runs out, often bestowing privileges on them and chalking up their failures to PTSD.

J: “wow, Bob the Veteran raped six kids overseas, got discharged, wound up raping several women at a frat party of a college he barely got admitted into as a 28 year old alcoholic.”
MiliTard: “well, you can’t judge him for that. Have you ever even served before?”
J: “uhh, no, why?”
MiliTard: “then you simply don’t know what you’re talking about. War does something to a man’s mind and you just wouldn’t get it. I suggest you know your place here, because I’m not going to standby and watch our heroes get degraded.”
J: “uhh, one of those girls Bob raped was your daughter though.”
MiliTard: “well, I’ve already spoken to her about not reporting veterans in the future. If we can enjoy our freedoms, my daughter can at least enjoy a little surprise dick.”

by DefMau5 May 8, 2020

Hitler's SS Military

The Schutzstaffel (German pronunciation: ˈʃʊtsˌʃtafəl, translated to Protection Squadron or defence corps, abbreviated SS—or with stylized "Armanen" sig runes) was a major paramilitary organization under Adolf Hitler and the Nazi Party (NSDAP).
Also referred to as the Selfish Slags. A group of women from Okotoks Alberta Canada who can't think of anyone else but themselves. These women are a common breed and have multiplied over the years.

Having learnt about the Nazis in history class I have also recognized another group of Nazis called Hitler's SS Military

Related: The Selfish Slags (SS) are coming to the wedding. This makes me sick.

by Parr Adams April 20, 2014

French Military Victories

noun: The French high command's definition for a retreat or surrender where minimal casualties are suffered and the wine and cheese cellars are still intact.

French Commander: =Insert Snooty French Laugh= "Zis wuz one of our greatest French Military Victories"

Enemy commander: "We don't have enough room in our prison camps so we massacred off half your army and ate and drank all your cheese and wine"

French Commander: "Sacre Bleu!"

by Mr Danish May 31, 2009

Milltown

Another name for the city of Camas, a small town in southern Washington. The name "Milltown" directly refers to the city's trademark, the paper mill. Associated with yuppies and being in the middle of nowhere, a few of its pride and joys include: the fact that Mel Gibson once had a house there (but left for obvious reasons), the "Papermaker" mascot of the high school (voted among the top 10 worst mascots in the nation), the Club (also known as Lacamas Swim and Sport), the Fern Prairie market, and the small man-made Lacamas Lake.

Non-Camasonian: "You're from Camas? Where the fuck is that?!"
Camasonian: "Yeah, dude. Right next to Vancouver. Milltown's where it's at!"
Non-Camasonian: "Right... You keep thinking that and I'll pretend to give a shit."

by Papermaker Pride November 13, 2011

metal militia

What was going to be metallica's first name....then Bob Rock didn't like it and was forced to change it......

On through the mist and the madness
We are trying to get the message to you
Metal Militia
Metal Militia
Metal Militia

by {+}BaTtErY{--} April 28, 2005

Mileta

refers to the inner skin layers of most female mamals genitalia.
belived to be an old serbian word in origin meaning flappy bits, or meaty off cuts, which was then adapted for its more sexualised meaning.

during intercourse the males penis will slide past the "Mileta"
at initial penitration before entering the vaginal cannal.

by wordsmith2.0 February 28, 2010

Militarded

Thinking that the military is useful, when all it is is a lot of guys running around shooting and raping people. they like to kill innocent people, and are ignorant and below the common knowledge level.

Johnny: This is some good home made pizza.
Bob: I'd rather eat some rations.
Johnny: Will you please shut up about the military for 5 minutes? God, you are militarded.

by MRpopeXXX March 27, 2009