Memorial Dump

A Memorial Dump is a dump taken in honor of someone. Usually someone will get ready to take a dump then declare either mentally or verbally "this one is for you" and proceed to drop a massive dump in their honor.

I took a memorial dump in your honor!

by Himbiblyscibly July 13, 2025

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Photoshopic Memory

When a person's recollection of events conforms to what they wish had happened rather than what really happened.

Guy1: Man I remember back when I had my bachelor pad it was a non-stop party! Everybody was always over there getting drunk and high and I had a different woman every night of the week!
GUy2: Whatever man, you spent 99% of your time getting watching porn and eating ramen noodles. You must have a photoshopic memory!

by Johnswiecki January 22, 2017

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Checkered memory

It's what vovich has

I have a checkered memory. there is a 50/50 chance that i might remember what colour my tshirt was 4 years ago and same rule applies for my breakfast today

by CitizenKhaine August 4, 2019

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Memory

A thought or event from your past that replays in your mind throughout your day to day life

The memory of us kissing when we first met makes me so happy

by AquariusWoman November 4, 2021

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loving memory

Reminiscence about a departed human, but in either of two completely-opposite forms --- i.e., either you have memories of how much you loved said deceased person, or you LOVE da fact dat he is now merely a MEMORY.

Anytime I see an "in loving memory" obitchuary --- I mean, I mean --- oBIT-U-ARy about a totally-despicable person whom both I and lots of other folks absolutely hated da guts of, I can't help wondering how anyone ever kept a straight face when they posted said laudatory newspaper notice!

by QuacksO January 19, 2025

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