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The Mechanic

Someone who loves giving rim jobs to people; it's their favorite sexual act to perform. You know, because mechanics are well known for fixing up your car rims when you get into fender benders.
Garrett: "Dude, did you hear about what Tyler was doing to all those people at the party last night!"
Kyle: "No. Was he drunk fuckin' them?"
Garrett: "No, his dick was in his pants the whole time! He was just giving out rim jobs!!"
Kyle: "Holy Hell, now we get to call Tyler The Mechanic."
by MoshPitMaster November 2, 2014
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MechaMrEd

hay sup MechaMrEd
by bump for the IRC crew March 16, 2003
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Mechage

Slang term for mech, originated in the San Diego area locals have began calling high grade Mech: "Mechage"
sup you selling mechage?
by Brett Howard February 11, 2008
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mecchaguccha

An adjective describing something that looks busted or completely fucked up.
Now matter how long she spends at the hair dresser, her hair still comes out looking all mecchaguccha.
by Yanique March 6, 2008
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mechanicsburg ohio

A village in which everyone is either a meth head or heroin addict. If you're not you're the target. Pizza shops on every corner, next to your local cornfield.
"I've heard of it I never thought that place really existed." "I heard Mechanicsburg is like a void or blackhole, once you go in you never come out til you die." Mechanicsburg Ohio
by Broke Boy Gucci December 8, 2017
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Farm Mechanic

A person, mechanically inclined, who fixes machines without regard for their 'stated operations' or 'proper repair procedures'.

Farm Mechanics must be used to repair machines which cannot be retreived through conventional means - such as machines which have gone beyond their stated tolerences, and would need to be 're-milled' to continue service... ( cracked engine blocks, shattered transmissions and differentials )...

The repairs seek to retreive a significant percentage of the machine's original function, while costing little, requiring few tools ( Farm Tools ), and being generally quicker ( but less 'reliable') than traditional repair methods.

The safety and 'transferability of operation' of the machine are ignored - once repaired in this way, one must continue to repair the mahcine in this way, and its operation might not be apparent or possible for those unfarmiliar with the repairs...

A typical Farm Mechanic's tools include pliers, vice-grips, a hammer, a larger hammer, a crowbar, JB Weld, bailing wire, an AC arc welder, a pipe wrench, duct tape, a farm jack, plumber's strapping, and 4 inch framing nails...
John's tractor threw the #4 connecting rod out through the bottom of the oil pan... the repair estimate was $6000, but the tractor was only worth $1200 - so John Farm Mechanic'd it back together, by welding the oil pan and modifying parts from another machine to fit. It now must idle 10 minutes when it starts before that piston begins to work, and it made a strange sound, but it drove forward and continues to work...
by The Ontarian Trees September 26, 2011
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MeeChow Pie

When you cum inside petes anal cavity while tame films and gikey eats lo mein noodles while screaming MeeChow!!!
Oh dude you ever give your bestie a MeeChow Pie? It's orally amazing!!
by Snootchy Bootchy Noochy August 23, 2021
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