Jeepers Mahogany

An exclamation used to express astonishment or disbelief, synonymous with phrases like “holy shit” or “what the fuck.”

A shortened slang term of the word could be “Jeeps Mahog.”

Friend: Look at that broad with the huge butt!

Me: Jeepers Mahogany! That bitch got quite the ass!

by dougchaser October 19, 2023

Patrick Mahomes

The Undisputed King of the NFL right now. Despite having what many would call a worse team than previous years, he won the Super Bowl last year with the help of the Defense,Travis Kelce and Andy Reid of the Kansas City Chiefs.
It is also the first Superbowl win for the chiefs under new sponsor,Taylor Swift.
Because of his superbowl win last year, Mahomes is commonly considered the 2nd greatest quarterback ever behind Tom Brady. Many say Patrick is on Pace to beat Brady. Anyways, he also sounds like Kermit the Frog.

Person 1:Patrick Mahomes is awesome
Person 2: Yeah, he might beat Brady. Too bad he is getting overshadowed by Kelce and Swift
Person 1:What a shame

by What’s your handle321 June 29, 2024

Fatty Mahomes

A quarterback for the Kansas City Chiefs who relies on the referees for success.

Fatty Mahomes just had another interception called back by a penalty, shocker.

by thecreatorofstupidfat December 10, 2024

Taj Mahole

Risky anal sex with your girlfriend after a particularly potent curry.

I’m taking Debbie out for a vindaloo, let’s see if the Taj Mahole is open for business

by Winnie81 January 28, 2025

this is mahogany

some fucked up shit

“you wanna fuck or sum?”
“Nah this is mahogany “

by Dhusvwkwvsiss April 21, 2020

Cock on Mahogany

Metaphorical representation of the abrupt quitting of one's job. When you quit, you slam your cock on your boss's mahogany desk, tell him/her you're done, then abruptly leave. Sometimes referred to as Dick on Desk.

Ronald from accounting went into the CFO's office and did a Cock on mahogany earlier this morning! He has been mistreated by management for years.

by de la May 16, 2021

This is mahogany

A phrase used to describe something ridiculous or upsetting, perhaps both. Saying "this is bullshit", but in a nicer way. A way to express frustration on something inconvenient or stupid.

Elton: "Hey, heads ups. The registers are down again."
Reign: "I thought they fixed that. UGH! This is mahogany!"

Or

Roxy: "Wanna play on the switch when we get home?"
Xyrein: "Mine is broken. Has been for months."
Roxy: "Months?! That's mahogany, what do you mean?"

by Red_Rain_Forest November 29, 2022