longer than the Confederacy

lame ass way to say longer than four years as if that’s an achievement

My chair’s lived longer than the Confederacy!

by Gruffirale December 17, 2025

lunter

A near adult who hits on adolescents (13-15)

Ahh my hb is a lunter

by MyUserTakens December 26, 2025

Langers

A portmanteau of low bangers. Refers to large, low-hanging breasts that swing with authority and zero concern for modern bra propaganda.

"Damn, them some langers!"
"Without a bra on, her langers are down to her knee."

by SCREW Magazine January 18, 2026

F'longer

A long period of time.

I haven't seen you in three months f'longer.

by MattG73 December 23, 2008

mepo linger

something or someone that is FAGalicious

that cheez-it is sooo mepo linger!!

by magikarp7454 February 9, 2010

Lurking Lingerer

A person who stalks or makes another person feel uncomfortable by there mere presence in a room

Man i was at starbucks again and that asian barista was being a lurking lingerer again, she mad me so uncomfortable i left the store without my coffee.

by Dan The Dish June 25, 2010

blue lunged

Similar to a cockblock, but with weed. You're just about to get hiiiigh and something gets in the way.

Man that Allison really blue lunged me when she insisted we smoke crack instead.

by richdafivenine April 22, 2011