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LOCOMOTIVE BREATH

YOUR BREATH AFTER PERFORMING ORAL SEX ON A FEMALE WHO HAS JUST PULLED A TRAIN OF MEN. THE FOUL ODOR IS CAUSED BY THE SEMEN AND SWEAT LEFT ON OR AROUND THE VAGINA BY SUCH AN ACT.
MAN!! BRO!! DUDE!! YOU NEVER SHOULD HAVE EATEN THAT BITCHES PUSSY AFTER SHE PULLED THAT TRAIN FOR THE LAST 3 HOURS, YOU GOT THE LOCOMOTIVE BREATH BAD!!!!
by SATAN'S INFIDEL September 28, 2018
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Zion Lacroix

s a Turkish director, filmmaker, audio visual storyteller and lo-fi musical artist born in Istanbul, Turkey. Best known for the short film Discord and the single track La Première Fin.
Zion Lacroix the Turkish director and storyteller from Milan.
by under the shadow of uterus October 21, 2019
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lacrosse

DON'T read Nikki's def of lacrosse... She's ignorant... I dunno how the hell them damn brit girls play it but we HARDCORE EASTCOAST LAX MEN sure as hell know how to play a mighty powerful lacrosse game. LACROSSE IS THE ONLY TRUE SPORT!!!
But anyway... I got a REVO-PRO head on a shibby - looking orange DIAMOND PRO shaft which cost me 185$ and has, in my opinion, the best feel for a featherweight D-stick out there, possibly the best feel 4 short-sticks too. My backup-stick is a classic REVO head on a Warrior Krypto-Pro six-footer. DON't MESS WITH LACROSSE AND DON'T MESS WITH LANGLEY! WE'RE GOIN ALL THE WAY BABY! SHIBBY!
Lacrosse is the ultimate sport of all hardcore body-contact sports. It requires extreme skill and GIANT BALLS to play. LAX is undeniably Shibby!
by SHIBBY-ONE April 11, 2005
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Southern Locos Gang

The Southern Locos Gang is a crew of the most down ass Surenos in 805 Cali. They throw up SLG 13, and put down for their varrio, which is Atascadero, Templeton, Santa Margarita and Paso Robles. They smoke busters like glass and chronic, and party like sailors on an all day pass. You fuck with them and you end up six feet under. They're the reason that you can't bang Norte in SLO county. They killed all the busters in 805 and have to ride up to 831 to start shit.
831 Buster: Let's show these SLG fools how to lean like a Norteno.
Southern Locos Gang member: {pulls out AK-47 and caps all the busters in the head.} "SLG SUR TRECE MOTHA FUCKA! Thats how you lean like a Norteno!" Lean all the way to the floor!"
by jay13 January 12, 2009
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lacrosse

The sport for people who get cut from their baseball team.
"Hey want to go to that lacrosse game?"
"No, nobody cares about lacrosse"
"Right"
by Harry S. Swayze November 25, 2006
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lacrosse

The fastest game on two feet!
played in three different venues at levels from 3rd grade or younger (on the west coast) all the way up to the professional leagues (NLL, MLL, and girly laX)

Outdoor Men's (REAL) lacrosse:
Played on a narrower soccer field.
two 6'X6' nets at opposite ends about 15 yards off the end line.
Nets surrounded by a 12' circular crease (like in hockey).
Metals sticks (some wood) made out of anything from aluminum to titanium to scandium.
plastic heads that are so vast in number it makes your head spin (very customizable with).
Leather (traditional) straps woven with nylon string or Tight weave nylon mesh (hard, soft, monster, or six diamond mesh.
Similar to soccer in that there are attackmen, middies, and defensemen.
defensemen say on their end as do the attackmen, middies go where ever they like.
goalies stay on their island (the crease).
no cross checking (like hockey) or slashing (excessive force put into a stick check) or tripping or helmet checks.
there are some technical rules involving the restraining boxes and the clearing boxes and the midline that I won't get into.
11 on 11 play (including the goalie)
Hell of a lot of fun!
Hell of a lot of contact!
Hell of a lot complex plays!
Hell of a lot of LAX

Indoor (hockey) laX:
same as outdoor except it's played on a hockey rink sized field with walls and smaller 3'X3' goals. looser on the foul calls. lots of fights in the pros (NLL... GO JAX). no off sides. 6 on 6 play (including the goalie)

Girls (funny) Lacrosse:
no offense to any girl lacrosse players, cuz i love that you love the game, but i don't get girls lacrosse.
there's no contact (kinda takes away half the fun and all the defense)
there's hardly any pocket on the sticks (no sick fakes or sick rips or easy passes)
if there was a decent girls goalie on the west coast then her team would never lose because girls lacrosse shots have more arc then my 80 yard clearing pass, not to mention i could take a nap in the time it takes for the shot to get from your sticks to the goal.
no real face-offs (they have some goofy standing one)
other wise the same at guys laX as far as technical rules and infractions.
11 on 11 play (including goalies)

Best spring spots in existence (besides Motocross (but that's not a team sport))

It's like this:
soccer + Hockey + basketball + football - gay (baseball) + Track X 100 + Metal Poles to beat on people with + style = LAX

not to rip on baseball... cuz i watch the world series game 7 only if it goes to game 7
but i compare baseball to sitting on a bench staring a wall for and hour and a half then have some beefcake, raisin nut, sack grabber through a rock at you and you have to react.
Fun fact: Lacrosse is the fastest game on two feet

Fun fact: Lacrosse is the most physically demanding sport in the world next to Soccer and motocross

Fun fact: There are only 7 minutes of actual playing time in an average baseball game.

Fun fact: I've met, been coached by, and played against Casey and Ryan Powell, Brian Silcott, Brodie Merrill, most of the 2006 Syracuse lacrosse team, and most of the university of Oregon Lacrosse team (they tight)
by voudu May 16, 2007
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Boys Lacrosse

A game played by assholes who cant get along with people from any other sport, including girls lacrosse. And as you can tell from all the padding they wear, they can't take a hit like sports that require no padding.
Lax Bro-"do you play Boys lacrosse?....No? then you suck."
by wtf1212 November 8, 2012
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