Carbo Loading

taking drugs and booze before a big event, Like Bernie Carbo admitted to before he hit his 3 run homer in the '75 Championship...

Man, I couldn't have given that speech if I hadn't smoked three joints, had 2 beers, a cup of coffee, some bennies and chewing tobacco before I went on...

Dude - that's some serious Carbo Loading!!!

by JPnEB April 2, 2010

what the ladies want

Okay, I'll enlighten you guys on this subject... here are some basic things that women want:
A- A man with a functioning brain, the ability to think with something else than his dick (or stomach), a decent job, the intelligence to bathe and groom himself and the capacity to be compassionate, caring, and empathetic without thinking this makes him a pussy.
B- Money. Hey, it makes the world go round!
C-Health, success in life, and a better role in society than a 'video ho' or some ditzy starlet who puts beauty over brains.

I hope I've cleared things up for you... It's not all that difficult to figure out. (hint: follow the golden rule)

by Shawn B. October 11, 2003

ladies

See you later. Derived from the slang term "laters" and bastardized for sleek and amusing usage, "ladies" is rapidly becoming an Internet colloquialism. Its general mainstream use is in online instant messenger conversations, ergo, improvisation to its usage is continually developing.

buddy1: "alright man, it's late and i got uni tomoz, ladies"
buddy2: "kk ladies"

cooldude: "lols ur funny, newais, i'm ladies man"
dooshdude: "what? whatta player!"
nerddude: "ladies? where?"

pro@dota: "omfg and then the noob rage quits..."
pro@css: "farrr, that's ladies"

by Zhe May 29, 2007

ladies night out

A planned occasion at night which involves skanky ladies that would do just about anything to see some serious desperate meat compete for their stanky holes.

It's ladies night out so no meat allowed. It'll be a taco party,..minus the sour cream of course.

by justonegirl June 26, 2014

muzzel loader

This is a sex move when a woman takes off her underwear and puts them in her mouth. The male then rams his penis in her mouth stuffing the underwear down her throat.

Your girl friend got the muzzel loader by a civil war vet.

by Richard Whitt February 3, 2007

Loaded Baked Potato

The paradoxical visual juxtaposition of a youthful-looking vaginal area/pelvic triangle coupled by bloated and probably overstimulated, dirty and discolored labia.
Wizard sleeves - far before the vagina's time.

I saw you staring at Anberlin's booty-shorts camel toe, but you don't know that bitch gots loaded baked potato!

by JoshuaJordan October 15, 2008

jnr loaded

a band with a air raid transexual as a singer.

jerry dont like this band,but knows them well...

a wierd hatred....

by jon November 5, 2003