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lot lizard

A person, genrally a woman, who is "ideal" by Cody's standards.
Cody is speaking to the lot lizard at Croc Rock.
by OldManCook June 17, 2009
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Slow Lizard

1) Is a child's view of a scorpion. 2) An off-roader that resides in Yuma, Arizona.
"Look daddy, a slow lizard". That's NOT a lizard! It's a scorpion!
by "Big" Chris October 7, 2006
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clogged lizard

The act of putting a Q-tip into the penis and then getting jacked off.
by SC_UC March 4, 2007
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Monitor Lizard

A person who spends too much time at the computer for frivolous reasons,gaming or aimless net-surfing. Same as Mouse Potato
That guy spends so much time playing Halo he's becoming a real monitor lizard.
by Rann109 October 16, 2008
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The Lizard Squad

A bunch of 10 yr old faggots that live in their dead parents basement and suck cock for a living and also they have claimed to be DDosing people what a bunch of useless 10 yr olds
(Bill) hey joe have you heard of the lizard squad
(Joe) oh those cock sucking 10 yr olds that are fucking blind yes I have
(Bill) oh I thought they were cool
(Joe) they are more of a faggot then justin bieber you dumbass
(Bill) :(
by ToxikSwagginsSwagJagger January 14, 2015
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residential lot lizard

When the truckers at your truck stop inform you that you need to practice and get your skills to the standards they accept and your dream in life is to be labeled as the number one sleeper leeper .

To get more practice this type of lot lizarrd decides to take to her neighborhood and becomes the trashy, dick sucking, whore of the neighborhood who does not discriminate is willing to suck any of the guys dicks that will let her regardless of age,looks, relationship status .

this type of lot lizard feels like the more she sucks dick that she will have a better chance or will help her to have more of a chance at reaching her number one goal in life to be named the number one sleeper leaper of her lot .
Guy one: yeah dude she with me were going to store

Guy two: lol when she asked what we are talking about tell her my refill for my butt cream...

Guy one: lol got it...I’m sure when we get back she is gonna suck me off quick before my ol lady gets hone

Guy two: yeah I’m meeting up with her later hoping to get mine sucked before mine gets hone too... if she only knew that we all know the truth...

Guy one: right my ol lady calls her the residential lot lizard lol

Guy two: damn that’s hilarious but so true lol
by Rayndrop March 13, 2021
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Fender Lizard

Definition #2 A "Fender Lizard" is one who can be found crawling under fenders admiring the suspension of that particular vehicle. Very popular in the Off Road Community especially as the vehicles line up for inspection or at the start line.
A dude with a flatbill hat and black socks with his head stuck between a tire and fender of a Trophy Truck may be refered to as a "Fender Lizard". He may even take a picture on his cell phone of the impressive suspension to send his fellow flatbillers back home...
by Capt Fender Lizard April 5, 2010
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