lewis james 

lewis james = lew
he's someone who's tiny but hung like hulk. he likes to be called dad/daddy and loves spanish McDonalds beer. he also has a very big nose.
lewis is incredibly patronising and loves to make plans and ignore you for days, everyone loves a lewis 😍

girl: this guys i met was so ugly
friend: he must've been a lewis james

lewis james by lewis'sbabybaka October 3, 2021

Lewis magic 

Huvin a wank

I done some Lewis magic at a kids party

Lewis magic by Deezfanny69420 October 11, 2021

Lewis I 

Lewis I is your typical "Jewish" character type that is often seen in mid 1990's midwestern American coming of age films set during the high school period of a group of young teens life. Lewis Iis known to be involved in multiple human trafficking fronts.

Lewis is currently in a loving relationship with a certain girl of Polynesian/New Zealand descent named Ella D. Unfortunately the relationship has caused some limitations to his ability to "Go back" referring to his innate inability to return to being romantically and sexually involved with people of low melanin content in their 1 through 3 skin layers.

Ella D is currently impregnated with Lewis I. The babies genotype has been examined by the worlds leading Gene Research Specialists in Northern Germany. The results were recently made available to the public and it has been determined the baby will be light skinned and have curly blonde hair that springs up when you pull it.

Lewis I just shot my badussy up with 10ccs of liquid temperature regulated non government sanctioned hot semen.

I dropped a few 10 cent and 20 cent coins at the tuck-shop line the other day and i saw a small hand come out of the shadows and appear to "pinch" the coins away before disappearing under a young brown ladies skirt.

Lewis I by EllaxLewis4eva November 12, 2021

lewis palmer high school 

a school filled with a bunch of basic ass faggots. almost everyone is ugly as fuck and has no personality. everyone there is either a nic addict or extremely judgmental and they are all pussy ass bitches who use daddy’s money to get whatever the want. your popular if your on the football team filled with a bunch of white boys who can barely pick up the ball or a fugly cheerleader who can’t even do a fucking cartwheel properly

“you go lewis palmer high school? “

yea

“damn you must be a fucking fag”

lewis palmer high school by ifuckyourchubbymom November 22, 2021

lewis miles 

A fucking legend from Essex! One of the funniest blokes you will ever meet and also quite a good bloke. Loves a beer, especially VB.

That Lewis Miles? Of course it is, what a fucking legend eyyy.

lewis miles by Livinglegendlew November 23, 2021

Lewis brett

An absolute moronic rent boy, which bangs in about the one time he was wanted off by Harvey Price

U wish I was Lewis Brett.

Lewis brett by Ericshaun247 November 23, 2021

Lewis McFarlane 

Lewis McFarlane - a legend, someone who loves the sesh and will never say no to a night out🍻

might go to Chippenham and drink with Lewis McFarlane

Lewis McFarlane by NoFuckingClue November 23, 2021