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road log

To take a shit on the side of the road cuz u cant make it to the restroom before you crap your pants
Kenny had to take a mean shit on the way to Grandmas house, so he made me pull over and he dropped a road log.
by wamboozled June 2, 2014
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lamb log

An immense pile of useless garbage, cataloged,indexed and bound for quick reference. Information worthy of the "Lamb Log" is usually extracted from newspaper articles, insanely boring science magazines,intergalactic internet sites and personal e-mail sent by just as annoying family members. Exposure to the "Lamb Log" can incite violent or suicidal tendancies in even the most mild mannered person.
OH NO! Here comes Jay has the Lamb Log! Just kill me now! Please!!!!!
by choobaca March 2, 2005
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Log Channeler

A funnel when used by an individual who has Diarrhea to create an impression of a more dense poo.
When the toilet wouldn't flush, Joe would use his log channeler to give the impression that it was not he who has the diarrhea.
by Nick Fearns December 10, 2003
mugGet the Log Channelermug.

Tossing logs

by Johnpoet1979 June 6, 2015
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Log Jammer

When doing a girl from behind while she is hand-cuffed to the toliet Boondock Saints style, you shove your cock in her ass, dunk her head in the toliet and give her a swirly.
So I gave Heather a ride on the Log Jammer last week, she hasn't talked to me in since.
by Christifori August 10, 2008
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log splitter

when a female shits on her partners chest while wearing a g string or a thong, thus splitting the log.
denise said she was suprised when tony asked for a log splitter.
by Bigger Johnson February 3, 2009
mugGet the log splittermug.

log

Large Overwieght Gay
by Fred perry February 8, 2007
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